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It's actually far more common than you think, especially when people don't know you're meant to use specific anal toys with a flared base. So, you ask them what the object is, how long it's been there, if they're in any pain/discomfort and then get to the medical stuff.
"OK, let's see about getting it out."
How about: "Bend over Mister, this will hurt a lot..."?
Oh my god I can't breathe this is too hilarious
O can't speak to how one trips at such an angle, but everyone knows condoms keep phallic vegtables fresh. that's like straight up Martha Stewart stuff. Anyone wanna come over to my place for some salad?
People tend to forget that doctors and medical staff have SEEN SOME SHIT. They've seen everything from rashes in embarrassing places to gory car accidents. Getting help for your sexual experimentation gone wrong is no big deal until you try to make the "I fell on it" excuse. That's what really makes you look like an idiot.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
And I thought being "gay" was a badge of honor these days, so to try and hide it????
#104, a male's prostate is in their anus and it can be compared to a ********. Just because a man enjoys this stimulation doesn't make him gay, what makes a guy gay is sexual attraction to another male.
Well maybe he had to know the pain before he puts a girl through it
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Practice makes perfect? xD
I think lying about it is way worse than owning up to it. It just makes you look stupider than you already look.