By Idiot says "HIPAA violation" - 27/06/2015 01:21 - United States - Roanoke

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML
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SuperWhoMarvLock 22

I think lying about it is way worse than owning up to it. It just makes you look stupider than you already look.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Did you even ask what happened, or did the patient volunteer?

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FitFriday 32

Please tell me that he did not drive, I mean imagine driving to the hospital/doctors office with a cucumber up your ass.

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writerchic85 25

I was taught you're SUPPOSED to fall backwards without pants and with your anus open. Keeps you from spraining your wrists.

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mccrightp 29

I can tell you, it's MUCH easier than you think.

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mustangbravo 27

Great title. Stranger things have happened... but no this was totally on purpose.

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freddygasman 18

Paging doctor obvious, doctor obvious you're needed in the er. We have another tripping accident for you. ;)

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worldclassrager 39

Can't anyone just admit that they masturbated or tired to lose their virginity with a vegetable?

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Pacers13 11

This isn't even an FML, it's just really funny?

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BabyCakes818 16

At least he used protection. XD

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FusionPlacebo 26

When you put a condom on it, you don't get as much enjoyment out of being dirty with a vegetable.

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