Dogs are hypothetical and judgemental assholes. They go to town liking themselves in the middle of the living room and get mad at you when you try to do it in privacy.
you're the first person I've ever in my life heard say something so negative about dogs in general. when a child does something wrong people say "blame the parents!" I think this applies to pets some too. if you don't like dogs, you probably haven't trained it right.