Ya might want to go see a doctor about that

This sounds really, really bad. Agree, you should probly go to the doctor.

What is with the happy reacts to this

When I get a migraine I tend to go essentially blind due to the visual flashes which occur. On the bright side you could get to work.

Please get your blood pressure checked.

Well, you win some, you lose some...

I was diagnosed with migraine (the neurological condition which causes severe headaches etc) when I was ten, but have never experienced relief from nosebleeds. I'm thinking you didn't have a migraine related headache and that the pain you experienced was due to preassure from excessive blood build up or something. But I'm not a doctor, so please go see one.

Time to try CBD.

That... sounds like you narrowly avoided having a brain aneurysm. So, congratulations on not dying, and please see a doctor immediately.

As stated by others, that was a big warning of dangerously high blood pressure, get to an ER if it comes back, or you chould have a ebilitating stroke, or flat out DIE.