By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 02:08 - United States - Spanaway

Today, an elderly patient complained because I used the words "vaginal" and "breast". I work at an OBGYN's office. FML
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Welshite 39
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"Mrs. Dickinson, I'll be inserting the speculum into your hoo-ha, and then checking your milk machines for any lumps."

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deet124 10
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You should try words like "no no place" and "chi chi"

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deet124 10
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You should try words like "no no place" and "chi chi"

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whysojealous 18
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Sorry but what's chi chi?

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Welshite 39
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#24: a chi chi is the same thing as a tata.

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KyoshiroT 32
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before anybody asks what are boobies, titties.

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Welshite 39
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"Mrs. Dickinson, I'll be inserting the speculum into your hoo-ha, and then checking your milk machines for any lumps."

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gingerlover01 24
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since there was certainly no way around you saying that you'll likely not get into anu trouble where you work. the elderly woman was most likely a little senile

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Calingaladha 21
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How dare you use anatomically correct terms? I'm shocked and appalled!

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Dark_Cecilia 20
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So what, she wants you to say pussy and titties?

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seichan 7
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It annoys me that people nowadays are way too sensitive. If a hospital/clinic is not an acceptable place to say those words, then shit, why do we even have words for them then? Vaginas and breasts exist people. Get over it.

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Dale_shackleford 13
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This comment would be appropriate 60 years ago.

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Tripartita 44
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The bizarre shame, embarrassment, and ignorance associated with female anatomy has been around for centuries. The clitoris, which isn't merely the small protruding glans we're most familiar with, was subject to constant rediscovery due to researchers omitting it from older anatomy books. If anything, we're doing much better nowadays.

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SuperWhoMarvLock 22
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It WAS an elderly patient...

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chicagossirish 7
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how dare you use medical terms you should of said knockers and va Jay Jay

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trucker2 33
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Maybe she preferred you to call it the headache rack and jiffy lube station..... Sounds like she just wanted her half coupon...

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MV3_Heat_Fan 13
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Am I the only one picturing Dr Elliot Reed? Bajingo

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Lalala579121 27
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Nope you aren't.

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pixiebubz 26
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I love Elliot. Penis is "schwing schwong", vagina is "bajingo" and cervical mucus is "icky sticky".

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EvilLittleMan 23
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OP, you might want to ease up on the language to "cooter pooch" and "jugs" instead.

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