FML : Today, an elderly gentleman walked into the UPS Store where I work asking to use the laminating machine. I explained to him that we keep it behind the...

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Today, an elderly gentleman walked into the UPS Store where I work asking to use the laminating machine. I explained to him that we keep it behind the counter and I would do it for him, when he produced several graphic photos of him having it off with nasty looking women to be laminated. FML

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By UhhhUhhhRRRick - / Thursday 5 March 2009 05:14 / United States

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By Jimboom | 11

#16214 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:25

More worryingly, why does he want to do with them that would require them to be laminated????

By Jimboom | 11

#16194 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:16

At least you didn't see the picture with your mama in that lot

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By were_giraffe | 2

#16166 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:00

yay for "right to refuse service" ... i'm hoping you got to exercise that right...

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loodles | 0

#944736 - Sunday 14 March 2010 4:43

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americuzz | 8

#1386439 - Saturday 11 September 2010 7:56

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Grimmerie | 31

#2433409 - Saturday 30 April 2011 11:00

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#2921550 - Monday 18 July 2011 14:24

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By King_of_Kings_2 | 0

#16182 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:10

eww, that is nasty

By Jimboom | 11

#16194 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:16

At least you didn't see the picture with your mama in that lot

By nah_fml | 0

#16201 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:20

ohh come on.. old people also get the right to do whatever nasty things they want to do..

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yahtzeesouls | 12

#6583799 - Tuesday 19 April 2016 21:28

Yes, but why would he need the pics laminated

By Jimboom | 11

#16214 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:25

More worryingly, why does he want to do with them that would require them to be laminated????

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pepz_fml | 5

#3348437 - Monday 26 September 2011 7:59

I thinks he doesn't want them getting stuck together and ruined. easy to clean.

By Alice_fml | 0

#16217 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:27

I thought the same thing as #5.

By nah_fml | 0

#16222 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:30

may be he just wanted to hang them in his bathroom for personal pleasure.. ;)

By Sarthaas | 0

#16225 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:32

Oh god, that's just nasty. I agree with #1, I hope you refused him service.

By lkjadsoif | 0

#16240 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:36

wow... just wow

By HutzovinaBorder | 0

#16245 - Thursday 5 March 2009 16:41

You misused "whence."

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