Today, an attractive guy asked me to get coffee with him. My response was, "I don't drink coffee." I just turned down the first guy that's asked me out in 3 months. FML
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DarkSeekerX94446
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Maybe you should start drinking coffee.
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soul_aether
| 6
Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p
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SnipeFatPeople
| 6
Smooth move
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zachherbert
| 10
Your name and profile pic scare me...
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zachherbert
| 10
Your name and profile picture scare me...
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romesh17fml
| 8
Honesty is the best way to start a relationship, or in OP's case, end a not yet started one
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astoryofroses
| 9
"I don't drink coffee, but I'd love to go with you anyway" ;)
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kirbeaar
| 19
How can you complain when you're the one who turned him down?
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SnipeFatPeople
| 6
^ I don't think your picture helps OP in anyway
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brackaman
| 18
I don't think she did the hot coffee mod properly...
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tjv3
| 10
That's great OP. maybe deep down you really don't want to go out on dates ?
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iwantagoat579
| 7
...But some tea would be nice?
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DarkSeekerX94446
| 14
Maybe you should start drinking coffee.
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A100893
| 30
Or at least find another drink so you can get you some.
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HouseElf
| 13
Have some butterbeer instead....bitches love that shit.
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HouseElf
| 13
*witches 0.o
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22cute
| 17
Drink a glass of water!
What you do & don't drink is beside the point. When someone invites you for a drink answer the invitation don't talk about your likes and dislikes.
What you do & don't drink is beside the point. When someone invites you for a drink answer the invitation don't talk about your likes and dislikes.
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EvilDave
| 13
What are you, 12?
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tothenifty
| 1
lol
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MDTeddy
| 13
Get used to the fact that there are a bunch of people who do not drink coffee. I don't like coffee either.
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rayrayray23
| 1
Derpity Derp Derp
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thejewishfuhrer
| 17
No.
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rayrayray23
| 1
sar·casm/?sär?kaz?m/
Noun:
The use to mock or convey contempt.
Noun:
The use to mock or convey contempt.
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zachherbert
| 10
No.
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fylx100
| 19
No.
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fuzz97
| 23
It's pretty obvious that you're clueless as to how sarcasm is actually used. Here, let me help: if I were to say "Oh wow, what an intelligent and thought-provoking comment you left there!" then THAT would be sarcasm.
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AugustBurnsToast
| 14
Yes.
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TheVelocirabbit
| 10
Maybe.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Seriously considering.
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TriflingAllDay
| 6
Seriously your both queer.
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EvilLittleGirl
| 24
possibly
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soul_aether
| 6
Coffee shops usually have more than just coffee. =p
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Forlorn420
| 9
I know right? Simple matter to say, "but I do drink tea"
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MagicGiraffe
| 12
Hot cocoa date? :D
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omgcookeys
| 15
23, or they could say, "I do eat lunch though!" BAM instant upgrade.
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flockz
| 19
or "i'm good on my knees". i think that would work pretty well.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Best way for a girl to respond. Haha.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
…or may backfire to imply religious tendencies. Read: on knees in prayer.
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Meettitan
| 14
64- Can you be good at praying, by that logic? I think we all know what being GOOD on her knees is about :D
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Forlorn420
| 9
I like your idea 48 cause then OP gets free lunch instead of free coffee/tea/drink of some sort
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zandalee
| 19
Next time you see him (if you do again) ask him out to lunch.
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Calyx_fml
| 21
OP doesn't eat either.
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brackaman
| 18
Honestly, I think all of us at done point have talked ourselves out of golden opportunities. This beautiful girl with a great personality asked me to a concert with her and I said no I don't like the band. Been regretting it 8 years and running..
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TriflingAllDay
| 6
8 years and running, huh.. Is this how often you get a chance with a lady.
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samreimer
| 7
Stop bean stupid.
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therealslim
| 15
A good effort
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samreimer
| 7
Glad you thought so. It means the world to me.
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zachherbert
| 10
Cool story, brew.
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samreimer
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33 - puns about coffee? Looks like we've found common grounds.
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pokefan813
| 16
Don't cause a latte problems with these puns.
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seabear199
| 0
Guys really? Coffee puns? I can't stand you losers that have bean sitting around brewing up bad jokes to post on FML's
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flockz
| 19
your lack of humor just grinds my gears.
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hecallsmedarlin
| 7
espresso yourself.
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brackaman
| 18
If you guys don't stop I'll call out Al Cappuccino on you.
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2oc
| 5
80- this isn't a roast, this is a place for comical coffee puns.
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mpsteve137
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Why not just say how about we make it a movie date? And people of FML, what does OP stand for?
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peter27
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It means Original Poster, the person who made the FML. Btw, first comment ever for me :D
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SnipeFatPeople
| 6
OP is the person who wrote the FML
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samreimer
| 7
Orion's penis.
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mpsteve137
| 15
Ah of course. Thank you. Congrats on your first comment! It was very helpful
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manikkab0o
| 7
original poster
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therealslim
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Hey! It's mpsteve! Does anyone remember that, mpsteve instead of mp3..? No?
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stej1985
| 3
#7 open=original poster...
...or original prankster if you're with the offspring.. lol
...or original prankster if you're with the offspring.. lol
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Yourheadache
| 19
octopus pennis....
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perdix
| 29
The OP stands for a radical anti-caffeine agenda.
It's an unholy alliance of Mormons and the corporate lackeys for Big Cocoa.
It's an unholy alliance of Mormons and the corporate lackeys for Big Cocoa.
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ReddRoses
| 0
Nice
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vikhelios
| 6
It was probably a good time to start.
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sillysh
| 0
Happens To me all the time. I hate being awkward>.>
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brackaman
| 18
You should probably stop doing that then. It seems to be counterproductive to you.
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babe7260
| 30
Going for coffee, usually doesn't " really mean " going for coffee!!! Guess you'll be prepared next time!!! :)
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sirpantselot
| 22
There's a great scene from Seinfeld about that.