By MY CAR - United States
Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML
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  bfsd42  |  20

Serious fail op. Figure out where your balls are and work from there. Definite ydi for being a wuss.

And anyone who says otherwise is either a sympathetic female ( in which case, bless your soul) , or another loser, ydi.

  cheefer  |  0

Why are most of the commenters such pussies? Speak your fucking mind. Saying sorry doesn't add anything to the actual FML. Being empathetic to their blight would get you anywhere, it's the Internet dumbass. Are we not here to ridicule and poke fun at the OP??

  Melvar_10  |  3

I said, I said, if you can't keep a tiny dawg off duh roof of yo cawr, how are you gunna keep a bull out of you life op my boy! I says if you toughen up a bit boy, you knock down any, I said any, foe! Hear me boy? Hush hush, you talk too much! Of course you heard me!

  music87  |  14

I don't see what is wrong with apologizing. I didn't know how to reply to such a random FML. So how is this then, 'OP, grab a baseball bat and chase they guy away. Grow some balls!!'

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

2 + 34
My thoughts in a nutshell!
Also, op, if you did record it then send it to AFV and see if it wins anything, maybe that way you can pay off the new paint job and piss off the big scary guy (from a safe distance) that sees his dog winning you a shit load of cash
Win win ^_^
You know...
Except for the raindancing dog and its asshat owner :/ but hey! You'll have cash! Maybe you could send them a thank you card.

  madaoxsan  |  9

I was kind of thinking that maybe OP was the high one....and in all actuality he was laying on the ground or something and saw someone walking their dog past his line of sight.

just a theory.

and no judgments...tripping balls is amazing, yet confusing. Sometimes enlightening...not always though. Don't do drugs, kids.

  Spoonz  |  4

I think the op could have at least tried to speak to the owner instead of just letting him think your ok with it.
As the saying goes p*ssies dont get p*ssy

  TheAftermath  |  0

Long story short, there was a huge dude and huge dude let his mongrel dance on the roof of OP's car and ruining his paintwork and OP doesn't have the guts to tell the huge dude to get his mongrel off his car. Get it?