Intimacy: Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep...

By Noname - 17/01/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

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By Nothing for me? - 09/02/2023 00:00

Today, after realizing just how stressful my week is going to be, I gave my girlfriend a massage, hoping for some stress relieving sex. I rubbed her for 30 minutes, then she said that she didn't feel "connected" with me and went to sleep. Isn't the point of sex to connect? FML

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Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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By stupidboys - 06/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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Bragging

By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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Admit it

By Rick - 02/10/2023 08:00

Today, I went to my colleague’s apartment so we could talk about a project for work over dinner. One thing led to another and the sexual tension we couldn’t unleash at work for months got to the best of us. It was the best sex I ever had and I want to come back for more. I just wish I didn’t have a wife at home. FML

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By horny and alone - 04/11/2018 03:00

Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML

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By jealousgirl - 16/07/2015 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By emmalou - 11/09/2022 10:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who was leaving the next day. I went out with the intention of a having a carefree good time, as a single parent I don't get many and they haven't been good in years. I ended up having the BEST night in a long time, we stayed up all night talking and pleasuring ourselves, now I don't know when I'll find that again… FML

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maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:07

Wow. It seems like you have a keeper. When you're a your lowest... he didn't want to seem like he was taking advantage of you. That's sweet.

ChaosChild 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 19:31

Really I think the heartfelt meaningful conversation would be much better than sex. heaven forbid the person you wanted to simply use actually give a crap about your well being.

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Finnboghi 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 2:15

#4 is right. 14-30 year old women are a dangerous group to tango with.

squigglyshark 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:12

14 years old and booty calls? wtf? Where were these girls when I was in highschool?

TehGirreth 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 13:56

Not with YOU.

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 2:54

hahahahaha i get it, you just wanted to get laid. sigh figures a guy would do that when you don't wanna **** him, he *****. when you don't wanna talk about some meaningful life goals, he talks about meaningful life goals. oh well. it's ok. better luck next time?

Malecent 13

Sunday 16 August 2015 7:04

Or maybe it's vice-versa?

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:07

Wow. It seems like you have a keeper. When you're a your lowest... he didn't want to seem like he was taking advantage of you. That's sweet.

commonsensex 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:34

I agree.

twitteraddict 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 17:02

same as 1, 2, 3

youhavenoidea 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 21:01

damn straite no.7

ChaosChild 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 19:31

Really I think the heartfelt meaningful conversation would be much better than sex. heaven forbid the person you wanted to simply use actually give a crap about your well being.

juicebahx 0

Friday 6 March 2009 6:08

That doesn't sound like a completely bad thing, but I think I understand. Can't get mad at him for being sweet, though.

applecake 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:43

Hopefully you cuddled at least.

member0987654321 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:42

ughh i hate when you, or him don't know whether it is, or you want it to be a friendship, friends with benefits, relationship.. so damned confusing i always want a relationship with the free-est of spirits, and i want to hook up with the puppy dogish one who follows me around all day so annoying