FML : Today, all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman, who has been...

Today, all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman, who has been continuously saying, "It feels like we're dating. Doesn't it feel like we're dating?" Ugh. No, no it doesn't. And please don't kill me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Yellow an - / Monday 26 January 2015 22:19 / United States

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By RobinGoodfellow | 47

#6184751 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:09

Why would you say she's "very nice" and then ask that she doesn't kill you? Be reasonable.

By tony1891 | 22

#6184749 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:08

at least she could keep you warm while you're stuck inside.

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By unidentifieduser | 23

#6184747 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:07

For your safety, I would suggest just going with it.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#6184979 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 14:58

If he went along with it, I could see her trying to make sexual advances that he couldn't escape D:

izzie321 | 27

#6185584 - Wednesday 28 January 2015 4:14

What state? I'll rescue you in a plow.

zykrithium | 22

#6187235 - Friday 30 January 2015 0:19

#55 is thirsty

tantanpanda | 26

#6187487 - Friday 30 January 2015 7:36

For some water, right?! I can see the dehydration in her picture!

By tony1891 | 22

#6184749 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:08

at least she could keep you warm while you're stuck inside.

Marcella1016 | 26

#6184776 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:37

...feel like a perv for immediately seeing the pervy connotations of this comment.

Giggity?

RyWillieMitch | 16

#6184779 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:40

If the power goes out and it gets cold, OP could Han Solo her.

And he thought she smelled bad on the outside.

kirbs19 | 37

#6184789 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:50

Wonder where OP is stuck...

Freda92 | 12

#6186320 - Wednesday 28 January 2015 23:54

Yuck! Hahaha

By RobinGoodfellow | 47

#6184751 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:09

Why would you say she's "very nice" and then ask that she doesn't kill you? Be reasonable.

xladylarienx | 18

#6184760 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

RobinGoodfellow | 47

#6184764 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:18

I disagree, I don't think that's a safe assumption to make. More likely he thinks she's crazy and will do something drastic if he attempts to ward off any advances she may make. Either don't say "don't kill me" or don't say she's "very nice," it's pretty simple.

poorjudgement | 25

#6184840 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 10:27

OP actually does ask from us not to hit too many times YDI button, and not to "burry" him in our comments. He said she is very nice, as a person, but he couldn't stand dating someone who looks and/or smells like her.

born_hustla | 26

#6184939 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 13:31

Nice people do kill!

Zebediabolical | 36

#6184943 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 13:44

Because she's reading over his shoulder as he posts. Like people who are dating do all the time.

FieldLeftBlank | 20

#6185084 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 17:36

Well, don't sociopaths create the illusion of fitting into society by appearing to be nice and personable? Have fun, OP.

henrylikestreats | 22

#6185229 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:25

Seriously, how did this even get published? It's horribly written and not thought out at all.

Buhhhlainaaaa | 16

#6185641 - Wednesday 28 January 2015 5:48

In lots of scary movies, the killer seems like a very nice person who "feels like they're dating" the victim. Then when the feeling isn't mutual, they get angry and attack.

By persianjr | 14

#6184752 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:09

Looks like your gonna need a cuddle buddy so just nod and smile for now and then make a break for it ASAP

By starile | 19

#6184753 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:10

You don't normally date people while stuck in the middle of a blizzard, OP?

Zebediabolical | 36

#6184966 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 14:33

It worked out for the people in the movie Two Night Stand!

By brunettegirl224 | 4

#6184756 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:11

Well that stinks..

Kazze | 31

#6184823 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 9:41

Literally.

Kazze | 31

#6185342 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 22:46

... Have you ever written a comment and then regretted it later? I have.

By cakefete2 | 30

#6184759 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:12

Be nice to her. If the power goes out, you're going to need someone to help keep you warm.

By CamBen42 | 29

#6184761 - Tuesday 27 January 2015 8:13

Then she peels off her skin to reveal a beautiful woman underneath. She was testing to see if you cared about personality or looks.

Nah who am I kidding get away from that ogre.