If he went along with it, I could see her trying to make sexual advances that he couldn't escape D:

What state? I'll rescue you in a plow.

#55 is thirsty

For some water, right?! I can see the dehydration in her picture!

...feel like a perv for immediately seeing the pervy connotations of this comment. Giggity?

If the power goes out and it gets cold, OP could Han Solo her. And he thought she smelled bad on the outside.

Wonder where OP is stuck...

Yuck! Hahaha

I disagree, I don't think that's a safe assumption to make. More likely he thinks she's crazy and will do something drastic if he attempts to ward off any advances she may make. Either don't say "don't kill me" or don't say she's "very nice," it's pretty simple.

OP actually does ask from us not to hit too many times YDI button, and not to "burry" him in our comments. He said she is very nice, as a person, but he couldn't stand dating someone who looks and/or smells like her.

Nice people do kill!

Because she's reading over his shoulder as he posts. Like people who are dating do all the time.

Well, don't sociopaths create the illusion of fitting into society by appearing to be nice and personable? Have fun, OP.

Seriously, how did this even get published? It's horribly written and not thought out at all.

In lots of scary movies, the killer seems like a very nice person who "feels like they're dating" the victim. Then when the feeling isn't mutual, they get angry and attack.

It worked out for the people in the movie Two Night Stand!

Literally.

... Have you ever written a comment and then regretted it later? I have.

Has Shrek taught you nothing?

"This is my Swamp!" Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

It's all Ogre now

Yeah. Fat, ugly, smelly, green people are insufferable narcissists.

Jeez I thought for sure that my comment would get disliked to hell