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  xesyeso  |  0

why waste so much money on an eyelash curler? they hardly do the job

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  xesyeso  |  0

we werent replying to you in the first place

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  xesyeso  |  0

because i want my comment to stay on the first section of comments huurrrr duuurrr.... everyone does it. YOUR A NOOB FREEZE

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  xesyeso  |  0

freeze, stfu. i hope OP kills you with her eyelash curler.

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  the101dan  |  0

31 - he was right with "your". Stop trying to impress the Internet since you have no friends in real life. Your (not you're btw) age (almost 12 years old) is obvious to us. Good day

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  Freeze_fml  |  16

#37, please reread my comment and then walk away in shame. The "#29" means I am addressing #29. I am assuming you read it before I edited the "#29" part, but you're still an idiot because you should have been able to infer that the new line separating each sentence meant I was talking to both persons. Good day to you.

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  the101dan  |  0

40 - Fuck you. Shouldn't you be getting ready for middle school? Why the fuck would a blank line in between let anybody know you were talking to both people? GTFO

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  mona_is_here  |  10

I recently managed to pass through with some forbidden pills... I didn't even know I had them with me, thought I'd left them at home. Good thing I didn't get caught. After this, the op's case seems even more unfair. They take away lashcurlers, but not forbidden pills. God bless the security system.

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112, you're right. Even our bare hands can be used as weapons. I guess the airport security's gonna take THOSE away soon, because some terorist might decide to CHOKE someone! hahaha God, the government's gone crazy with what we can have and where. I was at the airport this summer, and the security guard demanded to search my bra. The one I was WEARING I punched him & had to go to court for assault. But the judge ruled in my favour, saying he was out of line, & it was sexual harassment. I knew I loved the witnesses at the airport. ^_^

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  theFMLwhore5  |  0

rofl I learnt about this 'law?' in a MichellePhan video xD. but OP, it does suck : and they don't even tell you or hold it for you. they take it and IRS forever gone :(

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  Macromartyr  |  3

Reply to Freeze: Oh my god. Nobody fucking cares about thread jacks. Nobody but you, which turns you into a nobody. You fail for continually rechecking this FML to reply to every comment.

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  Freeze_fml  |  16

Actually, I have notifications enabled so I get a little message each time someone responds. I think the thumb ratings here are evidence of "nobody caring." If you would kindly STFU and stop sending me notifications about your QQ, that would be great.

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  Nena713  |  0

Dick riding at its finest. Stop stroking his ego. Anyway, I don't know why people care so much about the commenting system. Don't lose any sleep over something so ridiculous. Correcting people will not make them stop, so why waste your time? Oh maybe you just love when people praise you for it, "freeze you win, freeze you're my hero, freeze I love you, etc." I guess, if that makes you feel better about yourself. Cheers.

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  Freeze_fml  |  16

#175, stop bitching. I don't PM random people to come post "freeze winz lolz1!!" In fact, it's kind of annoying to see people use the same level of grammar that I criticize. Apparently you think I make people look stupid so someone can stroke my ego. QQ some more, but if it makes you feel better, Nena winz!!!

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  UrStoopid  |  0

If you're in the US, you're LYING out of your ass because it's procedure that a FEMALE security officer handwand or pat down a female passenger. A male officer would NEVER touch you or even attempt to touch you.

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  YANKSFAN4EVER  |  0

This so are country doesn't get attacked again by those fucks it's to protect everyone so stop fucking being a baby and grow up and understand why this happens!!! FUCK YOU!!

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  Nena713  |  0

#206 don't say that unless you want his minions to give you a thumbs down and bury your comment.  Its funny how he rejected them but they still worship him. The Internet is funnyz.

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60: That's incredibly pathetic. -.- 192: It may not be "procedure", but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. You think there isn't one asshole security guy in the entire US who'd find a way to break procedure, if it meant he could cop a feel?

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  HappyPickles  |  10

@205 - there always needs to be a balance between protecting ourselves and loss of civil liberties. At one extreme, we are all completely protected, but it's useless because we have no freedom left to actually do anything. At the other extreme, every criminal is free to do what they want, and everyone else has to fend for themselves. Somewhere in the middle is a reasonable compromise - and it is *always* a compromise. We keep enough freedom to be able to enjoy our lives - and we are not as protected as we would all really like. But simply justifying every idiotic action in the name of "security" is dangerous - it is too easy to allow important liberties to be lost. Each "security" measure has to be weighed in terms of freedom lost versus security gained. Your shouting that every act of airport security - no matter how idiotic is justified worries me. It appears you aren't considering the downsides at all. Peace and Freedom, all.

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  deadlyriot101  |  7

You know what's weird? My mother got through 4 airports with a pair of scissors in her purse, but we saw a guy get kicked off because there were spikes on his flip flops.

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  m1j3  |  0

70's or the 80's. 70's had Sabbath Zepplin Cream Clapton ETC and the 80's had the metal that I love Mettalica Iron Maiden Megadeth Slayer being born in 1994 sucks

By  SpicyDuck  |  22

they did that with my makeup remover. it was one ounce over the limit and 1/4 full. but they go by container size cause that has so much to do with how much is in it. screw security.

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  parapeople  |  5

You can buy bottled water and soda at the airport and you can take it on the plane... those containers are obviously larger than three ounces. And it's possible to take multiple 3-oz. containers of the same thing. I don't have a problem with airport limitations (some of them aren't that bad), but why make so many if people still get past said limitations and harm others.

By  sallen0046  |  4

First of all, you're a moron for spending that much money in an eyelash curler. If that wasn't enough, you certainly deserve it for not bothering to look at a list of items allowed on a plane. They are by no means difficult to come by.

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yeah cause eyelash curler is really going to be on that list. airport security is a joke, people get through with things all the time and I find it really hard to come up with any scenario where someone could be injured by an eyelash curler anyway

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