FML : Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only...

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Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sleepless - / Monday 3 February 2014 13:29 / Australia

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By ohishkabibble | 21

#5847485 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:01

Were you by any chance watching videos of cute baby seals and listening to Rhi today? Because one theory about sleep is that it's about information processing; that is, our dreams are a result of us consolidating memories from our day. For example, that's probably why my girlfriend has so many dreams that play out like video games, since she plays video games every day. Don't worry too much about your weird dreams, OP!

By Kamon97 | 23

#5847515 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:29

It's amazing at how little people pay attention when reading FML's

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By Rizzen | 27

#5847480 - Monday 3 February 2014 15:57

yea, I know that feel. hope you can finally get some sleep OP. and please go see a doctor OP

Mightyrif | 23

#5847522 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:38

He already said he did... Maybe you should get some meds :b

LittlestPrincess | 21

#5847526 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:42

or get off meds ;)

KittenSandwich | 9

#5847539 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:55

Did you even read the FML #1?

Futacy | 29

#5847614 - Monday 3 February 2014 19:53

Lol, did you only read the first five words?

By 746278Ab | 14

#5847481 - Monday 3 February 2014 15:57

It's time for some medication!

Kamon97 | 23

#5847515 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:29

It's amazing at how little people pay attention when reading FML's

Amberosia | 10

#5847589 - Monday 3 February 2014 19:06

So true. Especially when I have seen several people refer to this OP as "him" when the gender symbol quite obviously identifies the OP as a female.

LalaDee561 | 8

#5848531 - Tuesday 4 February 2014 17:50

I think #2 meant it as time to start taking medication AGAIN. at least that's how I first read it.

pugpuggy | 21

#5863379 - Thursday 20 February 2014 3:14

*Points to the part that said OP took medication.*

By Pauschinator | 22

#5847482 - Monday 3 February 2014 15:58

It is because the Broncos lost, isn't it?

RedPillSucks | 31

#5847511 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:27

Australians probably don't care.

Goblin182 | 26

#5847549 - Monday 3 February 2014 17:10

Everyone cares about Peyton Manning's legacy.

B1ackthesun | 31

#5847577 - Monday 3 February 2014 18:30

Who #30? I have no idea who that is. As an Australian, like op, I can confirm no, not everyone cares. Not even close.

perdix | 29

#5847590 - Monday 3 February 2014 19:06

#30, totally! He can't retire after a stinker like yesterday. Sure, his numbers looked good, but they're easy to rack up when you throw 4-yard passes.

A stinking turd of a game to cap off an MVP season. Horrible!

ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5847636 - Monday 3 February 2014 20:46

Let's not talk about that game.

junkman6 | 22

#5847648 - Monday 3 February 2014 21:09

They have a better contact sport to worry about. Rugby.

By ohishkabibble | 21

#5847485 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:01

coklara | 15

#5847597 - Monday 3 February 2014 19:21

What's her gamer tag

dachayke | 16

#5847612 - Monday 3 February 2014 19:52

#46 probably read #4's comment like:

yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada GIRL yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada VIDEO GAMES yada yada yada.

doodlecloud | 26

#5847757 - Tuesday 4 February 2014 0:20

Although I think there is some validity to this theory, sometimes people do just have weird dreams. A lot of my dreams are pretty weird and I can't see any correlation between most of them and real life. It shouldn't be a reason not to sleep though - embrace the dreams OP! (I assume there's more to the insomnia but still)

Fuzy2K | 7

#5849465 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 15:31

There's no real life explanation for the dream I had in which my dad called me on a payphone (as in, I was standing next to a payphone in a mall, and it rang) to tell me he was angry with my sister and wanted me to fill her prosthetic ear with Krazy Glue.

I don't even HAVE a sister.

By peasonearth | 8

#5847486 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:01

medication might be your next step OP, it worked for me after my sleepwalking included me making mac and cheese and spilling the boiling water onto myself

LonerTheWolf35 | 8

#5847574 - Monday 3 February 2014 18:15

OP has already tried medicine

kieralumina | 30

#5847576 - Monday 3 February 2014 18:18

Please re-read the FML. OP did use meds. This is the result of the meds.

CommentModerated | 17

#5847582 - Monday 3 February 2014 18:49

The irony, 38. "I finally feel asleep without the help of medication."

FracturedMinds | 21

#5847672 - Monday 3 February 2014 21:57

More ironic being corrected by a girl named CommentModerated. At which i giggled slightly.

By WhatsOpTic | 11

#5847487 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:01

That's just strange girl.

Verst | 16

#5847599 - Monday 3 February 2014 19:25

Or, (going our on a limb) she has insomnia.

By sdroze1389 | 31

#5847488 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:01

yeah that does suck, I have insomnia and sleep terror as well. at least you didn't have my last nightmare where I was being eaten alive by roaches :-)