FML : Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready...

Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By morethanablondemoment / Friday 28 August 2015 04:40 / United States - Redding

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By MasterTron | 24

#6395631 - Friday 28 August 2015 16:28

Easy breezy cover teeth

By Spencyy | 18

#6395633 - Friday 28 August 2015 16:28

Are your teeth now well defined?

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By MasterTron | 24

#6395631 - Friday 28 August 2015 16:28

Easy breezy cover teeth

By Spencyy | 18

#6395633 - Friday 28 August 2015 16:28

Are your teeth now well defined?

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6395813 - Friday 28 August 2015 20:58

Her teeth are voluminous.

By wickedhyype | 17

#6395636 - Friday 28 August 2015 16:30

Well... Did you die?

I_Like_Dogs | 28

#6395661 - Friday 28 August 2015 17:02

Yes, there's Wi-Fi in afterlife. Luckily, OP was buried with her smartphone.

Ichiya | 29

#6395893 - Friday 28 August 2015 23:09

Sadly yes, but they lived!!!!

By dannidoll93 | 24

#6395638 - Friday 28 August 2015 16:31

Do you have fuller, longer looking teeth?

Did you also lengthen your eyelashes with toothpaste?

By kianabanannna | 21

#6395640 - Friday 28 August 2015 16:33

Did it give you that London look?

Eliiara | 11

#6395683 - Friday 28 August 2015 17:36

This made me smile and actually laugh :)
Thank you.

By hellnosucka | 27

#6395647 - Friday 28 August 2015 16:42

time to prank a dentist.

By IronMan_Mk43 | 20

#6395654 - Friday 28 August 2015 16:52

I hope you didn't swallow any of the mascara because it doesn't make your stomach look fuller

By trulypar | 34

#6395657 - Friday 28 August 2015 16:53

It could have been worse...you could have minty fresh eyelashes.

Eliiara | 11

#6395681 - Friday 28 August 2015 17:35

Oh god I can't imagine the pain of toothpaste in my eye/contact lens.

By felipe2342 | 18

#6395666 - Friday 28 August 2015 17:06

Not related to the fml but fml needs to allow people to undo button presses. I pressed ydi unintentionally.

XtremeHeat | 14

#6395936 - Saturday 29 August 2015 0:48

SAME I do that all the time and its so annoying!

By blcksocks | 19

#6395678 - Friday 28 August 2015 17:29

I wish you would just "make-up" your mind...

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