By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 10:49 - Egypt

Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML
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Keevarou 17

That is dedication! Some people stalk, but that's extreme, time to send her to a psychologist. Or if she does not want that, try visit group therapy where she joins and leave here there all alone, perfect plan! But congratulations at winning something you wanted, enjoy as much as possible

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staymintyfresh 13

I would still go, I mean unless they seem very dangerous, then just call the police

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rubberduckie94 13

Everyone on fml seems to have a stalker.

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reddudeover 2

Now you do too. *stares through window

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perdix 29

Either that or they are one. ;)

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j_cat187 19

Billy here with new Stalk-Away. (mustard gas in an aerosol)

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perdix 29

Baustigt, I respectfully disagree. Most of my stalkers appreciate the view and I go out of my way to accommodate them. I'm a full-service object of lust and desire. Tonight's agenda. 6:45 Windex my windows. 7:00 Naked Zumba. Arrive early to get a good branch on the tree outside my window ;). I'll save a special bachata for you :D

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Quit rapping to him, Baustigt. I can hear you all the way to the Bastard house.

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perdix 29

Don't worry, Noor, I've got a nice salsa in there for you ;)

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Zomg_Okay 26

*Puts down binoculars* Noor, Baustigt, stop fooling around. Perdix is up to something again.

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perdix 29

What do you mean "again?" I've never stopped!

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br0ccoli 14

58- hilarious. Stalkees should take note. Perdix, good for you for being a 'full-service object of lust and desire' and being proud of it. I'm so impressed by your accommodating attitude that I'm gonna jump on the Perdix stalking bandwagon. Shotgun on the branch nearest to the window. That prime real estate is mine, *******. XD

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br0ccoli 14

Baustigt, I'm still in stalker training school. Get off my nuts. :p

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I'm too forever alone to have a stalker. Time to BE a stalker! *evil laughter*

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XHerobrineX 4

You guys are n00bs. I have a predator UAV drone in my garage with a thermal camera. It's so sensitive that I can see perdix fapping to noor who is eating what looks to be a pair of glowing dots.... Ohwaitaminute......

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br0ccoli 14

*in Italian accent* Oh no! Mario! My meat-a-balls! And-a she eat-a it with the wrong gravy!

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Eiregal2 10

am I worthy of fml stalker? or am forever doomed to be random rambling Irish girl over there?

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iheartstewie7 5

Perdix! Oh, how I wish I could like your comment 20x... it just makes me wanna ???? ¡Olay! ;)

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perdix 29

#127, thanks! You could make 20 different FML accounts and thumb up my comment from each of them. Dedication like that would put you on the top shelf of my stalkers :)

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downtime 12

Having a stalker is a horrible experience, as an ex-victim of a stalker I am disgusted at the way everyone is joking around about this. This is not a topic that should always be taken seriously... Yeah I can't keep that up, every topic is open to humour...ecxept poor grammarz;

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DocBastard 38

It's times like this when I wish I owned: 1) The Holy Banhammer of Jericho so I could slaughter the **** out of this entire thread and ban all of you for all this drivel and 2) a Bugatti Veyron, just because it's a ******* badass Bugatti Veyron.

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underguarded 20

Call the photography place and explain. Call the cops and explain. Fix the problem

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tj4234 35

I suppose it is possible that this is a coincidence. Perhaps your stalker is really into photography as well? I mean, exactly how many other courses are there in your area? If there are only a handful then it could just be a coincidence. I once got accused of stalking a girl from my school who works at the local castle and goes to the same university as me. There are only 2 universities in my area and I'm doing a History degree (which only one of the universities does a degree in).

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Zomg_Okay 26

Chances are that if the stalker is into photography, it's a direct result of OP's interest in it.

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reddudeover 2

Your stalker isn't allowed to have hobbies? Get over yourself. This comment brought to you by Sar's chasm

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Teabubbles 8

Oh your hilarious and a douchebag at the same time? Multi-tasking. This conment was brought to you by Truth's Hurt.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

*you're Brought to you by the Association of Grammar Nazis.

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reddudeover 2

Douche bags can't be funny? Some of the funniest people throughout history were douches I carry on a proud legacy.

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karkid619 8

Coming from the guy who punches babies.

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MineIsBigger 5

and a guy who is supposedly into "kars" yet not old enough to drive and has the wrong area code at the end of his name is SO much more original...

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syki 22

Tell him to take a picture; it'll last longer. In all seriousness, though, OP, get a non-molestation order.

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syki 22

Oops, 'her.' Or, technically speaking, him/her. Them. It?

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Arent stalkers just the best?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Stalker song time! I hide behind a tree So you won't notice me You're so cute when you're sleeping (pictures on my TV screen) I love you most of all You don't know me at all Your cell phone number is on my wall... But I hang up when I call. It's very plain to see That we were meant to be But you just have figured it out yet. THE END.

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reddudeover 2

I think the actual stalker song is Climbing' in your windows Snatching your people up tryin' To rape 'em so you better hide Your kids hid your wife and hide your husbands too cause they rapin' everybody hour hur

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3040evan 2

That's just scary. What did u do to make her so crazy

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reddudeover 2

Haven't you heard? Apperantly, bitches be crazy.

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MrSassypants 32

He did nothing. OP is actually Zeddie Little.

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heyycurl 4

Not bad. Not bad. At least you have got yourself an admirer. Be fortunate, I think.

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