By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 10:49 - Egypt

Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML
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Keevarou 17

That is dedication! Some people stalk, but that's extreme, time to send her to a psychologist. Or if she does not want that, try visit group therapy where she joins and leave here there all alone, perfect plan! But congratulations at winning something you wanted, enjoy as much as possible

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staymintyfresh 13

I would still go, I mean unless they seem very dangerous, then just call the police

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Keevarou 17

That is dedication! Some people stalk, but that's extreme, time to send her to a psychologist. Or if she does not want that, try visit group therapy where she joins and leave here there all alone, perfect plan! But congratulations at winning something you wanted, enjoy as much as possible

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iliketurdles 7

No indication of whether the stalker is male or female. But for sure he/she is apeshit crazy.

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BreeannHatesYou 4

A male can still have a male stalker, genius.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Throw a grenade. Stalker: I'd catch a grenade for ya... *grenade toss* Stalker:...Lol, nope! Today I don't feel like doing anything. *takes off*

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yeti0718 8

This person is a stalker, that shows that there is already some mental upset. To trick this person into therapy seems like a bad idea.

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iCake 13

I would love to have someone doing that

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LadyGore 12

All these people who post fmls always complain about stalkers but none of you have the intellectual level to oh I don't know go to the police.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

106- madam, please wait till after you crap to take a picture in a public bathroom. Oh wait, that's your pose. Ow, my faith in humanity.

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Crystal55621 19

Keevarou, you're just so positive all the time. Stay gold Keevarou, stay gold.

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LadyGore 12

My faith in humanity was lost the moment you felt the need to comment on my picture for the reason..... of being a d-bag.

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hugsnkissesforu 0

Caaaan youu feeeeeel the loooveee tooniigght A good tune I like to sing when people fight

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staymintyfresh 13

I would still go, I mean unless they seem very dangerous, then just call the police

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p3mguin 7

Yeah it might be a life time opportunity go and take it and call the police if it gets out of hand

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THE_A_TEEN 27

HEY EVERYONE, science_nerd is the stalker from the FML!

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DocBastard 38

Science_nerd - That smooth pickup line may work with the girls in your school, but it will not work h... Wait, you mean it doesn't work on them either? Well damn, THAT is a surprise! I'd've thought the girls would be lining up to throw their panties at you!

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Blackmail111 9

Call the police? If someone tried to stalk me I would beat the retard right out of them! I really really hate people who stalk. Not saying you should do the same but that's just me.

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mohamed_raslan 9

in egypt u dont call the police for stalking they wont care

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Or just crazy as f*ck! Lol:D

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immaMonsta 8

This is true. Maybe OPs stalker is good at MW3. They've definitely got that Stalker Pro strapped down.

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torch433 1

dang that sucks hey at least you have compony :) FYl

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deviable 9

Nice cover up, but I know you're secretly a brony.

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nelds 12

Now you have some company! Be grateful for that.

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GirlWithHair 4

Have you ever gotten a chance to know your crazy stalker? What if you two have a lot in common and you never knew?

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MrSassypants 32

Yeah OP! What if you subconsciously stalk other people and pay a lot of money just to take a glance at someone?

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dancinwookie 21

You never want to be in a relationship where there's obsession. They make Lifetime movies about that kinda stuff! How do you think Jennifer Love Hewitt makes a living?!?

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qwillis98 20

Lol maybe YOUR the ceazy stalker!!!!!!

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PunkySpunky78 15

Maybe the op knows the stalker after I have stalker and I do know him after all he is my ex bf and we broke up in aug 2001!

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perdix 29

You ought to give in to your crazy stalker. It could be very pleasant for all involved ;)

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mhopper 13

Crazy sex. I've been told it's almost as much fun as angry/makeup sex!

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perdix 29

Six words for you: Angry sex with a crazy person. ;) Just don't fall asleep afterwards, if you know what I mean.

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lorenzoman77 7

Get a restraining order, and make him pay for it!:D

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reddudeover 2

Who said the stalker was a him?

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Opheliac73 8

And that indicates the gender of his stalker, how?

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thisisafunnyname 12

Clearly only males can stalk males and only femsles can stalk females. Duh!

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angelk12 6

Well, many of the other comments were thumbed up even though the commenter said the stalker was a he or a she. I see no reason why this comment should be criticized. Of course, they shouldn't put a gender on who the stalker is if it wasn't written in the FML.

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maosquare 18

I think he was using 'him' as a generic gender neutral word to refer to the stalker.

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sailoroftheseas 7

Ah crap that must have ruined the mood... or enhanced it. Wink wink.

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