Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML
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icnburbbygrl
| 23
Did you answer the door with your pants around your ankles?
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abhi95
| 31
Well I guess you don't have to pay the rent for a few months
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toxicsauce
| 10
Holy shit... Literally
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kittyfrozen
| 19
seems like every time 'that word' is mentioned, that comment gets downvoted
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yahoowizard
| 16
No it's downvoted because it makes no sense. Maybe if a priest took a dump on OP the comment makes sense, literally, but in this case, no.
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xx000o
| 27
shit happens.
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katieemerr
| 15
It is a bit shit to be honest though..
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Testing1234
| 25
did op at least finish taking a shit?
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Piece of Shit landlord...
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icnburbbygrl
| 23
Did you answer the door with your pants around your ankles?
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z3r0d4z3
| 22
With phone in hand, and toilet paper stuck on shoes. Complete the look!
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Metagame
| 12
Not just the shoes.
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LegendaryMant
| 4
What a shitty day.
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VonBlitzkrieg
| 27
Nobody laughs at these any more.
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9echo
| 17
HOLY SHIT! Can we stop shitting on FMLs with all these shitty "shit" comments? It's just starting to make my daily FML reading-time really shitty...
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ami_me
| 10
.....shit!
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abhi95
| 31
Well I guess you don't have to pay the rent for a few months
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pimrol
| 16
or he gets sued for parking his car in the wrong place by his landlord. and then he loses all his money
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Psychicgirl17
| 18
why would u assume OP parked in the wrong spot? maybe the landlord is a shitty driver. ever think of that?
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niallo
| 23
The landlord hit a parked car. Unless it was parked in the middle of the road, it's the landlords fault. Even then, the landlord is moving, the parked car is not. I can't see how any fault can be placed on the OP.
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jkmartinjk
| 16
I think 11 was making a situation that could possibly be spouted by the landlord so that he doesn't have to pay.
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sweetest_jenn
| 18
That wasn't the only thing he backed.
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Imaginefree66
| 4
What happened in the two hours?
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Amanyyyyyy
| 29
Free rent for a few months?
Edit- Someone beat me to it
Edit- Someone beat me to it
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abhi95
| 31
Don't you dare refer to me so casually woman
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91hayek
| 31
Home is where you take the large grip-your-ankles, take-your-shirt-off, sweat-profusely professional dumps. Anywhere else are just amateur shits. I would hate your landlord forever for this simple slight.
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ihavenolifehaha
| 16
What a shitty situation
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peacheso
| 31
No. It was actually a sh*tless situation. Stop overusing these puns.