FML : Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was...

Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chubbs / Wednesday 28 May 2014 21:07 / United States - Vacaville

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By icnburbbygrl | 23

#5959475 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:41

Did you answer the door with your pants around your ankles?

By abhi95 | 31

#5959481 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:44

Well I guess you don't have to pay the rent for a few months

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By toxicsauce | 10

#5959474 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:40

Holy shit... Literally

kittyfrozen | 19

#5959514 - Thursday 29 May 2014 9:51

seems like every time 'that word' is mentioned, that comment gets downvoted

yahoowizard | 16

#5959521 - Thursday 29 May 2014 10:04

No it's downvoted because it makes no sense. Maybe if a priest took a dump on OP the comment makes sense, literally, but in this case, no.

xx000o | 27

#5959549 - Thursday 29 May 2014 12:08

shit happens.

katieemerr | 15

#5959654 - Thursday 29 May 2014 15:34

It is a bit shit to be honest though..

Testing1234 | 25

#5960351 - Friday 30 May 2014 5:14

did op at least finish taking a shit?

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5960769 - Friday 30 May 2014 19:24

Piece of Shit landlord...

By icnburbbygrl | 23

#5959475 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:41

Did you answer the door with your pants around your ankles?

z3r0d4z3 | 22

#5959485 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:49

With phone in hand, and toilet paper stuck on shoes. Complete the look!

Metagame | 12

#5960294 - Friday 30 May 2014 3:16

Not just the shoes.

By LegendaryMant | 4

#5959478 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:43

What a shitty day.

VonBlitzkrieg | 27

#5959715 - Thursday 29 May 2014 16:09

Nobody laughs at these any more.

9echo | 17

#5959728 - Thursday 29 May 2014 16:18

HOLY SHIT! Can we stop shitting on FMLs with all these shitty "shit" comments? It's just starting to make my daily FML reading-time really shitty...

By ami_me | 10

#5959480 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:44

.....shit!

By abhi95 | 31

#5959481 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:44

Well I guess you don't have to pay the rent for a few months

pimrol | 16

#5959491 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:56

or he gets sued for parking his car in the wrong place by his landlord. and then he loses all his money

Psychicgirl17 | 18

#5959561 - Thursday 29 May 2014 12:19

why would u assume OP parked in the wrong spot? maybe the landlord is a shitty driver. ever think of that?

niallo | 23

#5959737 - Thursday 29 May 2014 16:27

The landlord hit a parked car. Unless it was parked in the middle of the road, it's the landlords fault. Even then, the landlord is moving, the parked car is not. I can't see how any fault can be placed on the OP.

jkmartinjk | 16

#5959783 - Thursday 29 May 2014 17:18

I think 11 was making a situation that could possibly be spouted by the landlord so that he doesn't have to pay.

By sweetest_jenn | 18

#5959483 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:47

That wasn't the only thing he backed.

By Imaginefree66 | 4

#5959486 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:49

What happened in the two hours?

By Amanyyyyyy | 29

#5959487 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:52

Free rent for a few months?

Edit- Someone beat me to it

abhi95 | 31

#5966619 - Friday 6 June 2014 7:53

Don't you dare refer to me so casually woman

By 91hayek | 31

#5959493 - Thursday 29 May 2014 8:58

Home is where you take the large grip-your-ankles, take-your-shirt-off, sweat-profusely professional dumps. Anywhere else are just amateur shits. I would hate your landlord forever for this simple slight.