FML : Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked...

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Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nana - / Tuesday 19 May 2009 14:04 / United States

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By amirn86 | 0

#211835 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:12

Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol

By lucyford | 0

#211795 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:02

aww. haha.

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By lucyford | 0

#211795 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:02

aww. haha.

By lnm701 | 0

#211796 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:02

Lol, kids can be so harsh.

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girandwogpig | 0

#348224 - Sunday 28 June 2009 6:06

Have you ever heard of the TV show "Kids say the darndest things"? you should see it!

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DishHeads | 9

#1074556 - Thursday 8 July 2010 20:21

what do you expect ? most of those children are still learning to talk.

By XxAibuXx | 0

#211797 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:02

Oh man. That's not cool.

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TheFunnyzach | 3

#3589204 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:25

Lucky Star rox.

By darkbrownmascara | 0

#211798 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:02

Well he doesn't exist anyways, so take no offense.

By HoldMeRansom | 0

#211806 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:03

Gotta love the little ones.

By SP63_fml | 0

#211808 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:04

Eh, I've heard worse. Don't worry, probably she's too young to know what she's talking about.

And #4, I officially announce,
InB4ReligiousDebate.
Smooth move

By gtdoll | 0

#211810 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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getsuga97 | 0

#1230935 - Thursday 12 August 2010 20:15

what?!
she's two years old. do you expect her to have perfect speech and manners?! WTF?!

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ILoveYourDespair | 0

#2173750 - Friday 11 March 2011 18:17

She's two years old! You expect her to know any better?

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M0rt | 0

#2818949 - Monday 4 July 2011 16:15

Why does it make a difference. God isn't real; he's just the most publicly accepted imaginary friend

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teentee401 | 36

#6011564 - Friday 18 July 2014 20:21

I'm pretty sure by calling a TWO YEAR OLD a bitch...you're the bitch.

By PureGold | 0

#211816 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:06

Aww!! Harsh kid :(

By pinkducttape | 0

#211818 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:06

she probably heard someone else use that as a joke or someone put her up to it. either way - that would be embarrassing.

By AntiChrist7 | 0

#211824 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:09

YDI for trying to indoctrinate young defenseless kids.

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