Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML
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cockymofo
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lol. he said "jacked off"
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Fortuitous
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You didn't see that one coming.
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lmfao1643
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what a shame
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Xtaci
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how is that hot
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Firestar1202
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youre hot
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emmi23
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you should give him a little present back with his shirt tomorrow
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emmi23
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or her
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kiraaamaeee
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atleast your employees know your getting some ;)
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justsayfuck
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If the OP is hetero, a stain on his shirt might not be the message of 'getting some' he want to get across his employees.
Edit: I just checked, 'fiance' is apparently only used for males. So this comment does not apply to him.
Edit: I just checked, 'fiance' is apparently only used for males. So this comment does not apply to him.
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klutzycleo
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@ #7, true, the form fiancé is male, and fiancée female, many people just use fiancé for the male or female they are engaged to, regardless. Or maybe that's just me (:
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pizzasammy
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only a guy would be as dumb to use his partners work shirt to clean up after sex.
I'm a guy, and I've done it. haha
I'm a guy, and I've done it. haha
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InDenial
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OPs partner is a girl.
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kay71095
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47- how do you know this? Just because OP is a guy, doesn't mean his fiancé has to be a girl
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cockymofo
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lol. he said "jacked off"
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machiko_fml
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That's why you always check if the shirt is dirty or clean. (:
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IanCosentino
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I read your bio. It was amazing. 100 suns? :D
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Fortuitous
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You didn't see that one coming.
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PushMyButtons
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hahaha nice one!
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govikes28
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win
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Zoeeee1234
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ahahahha! thatss just greatt,good one!
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LaUruguaya
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er, what was the stain? i'm assuming poo or pee, which is just disgusting if that was in your bed!
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cdc12345678910
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it was cum
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SHANNON_fml
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it was cum you knob. How old are you? like twelve!
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redoxy_fml
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or maybe she's mature?
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pizzasammy
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what are you sweetcheeks, ignorant? a knob is equivalent to what you would probably call a 'dumbass'
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Lucidium
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Who do you think you are, pizza? Stop owning people.
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LAXgurlie28
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A knob is a dick actual. that's what they call it in British Lang.
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theFMLiest1ofThe
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I love when people try to correct others and instead only highlight their own ignorance.
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Miguel_32E
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im 13 and i know what she was talking bout
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LaUruguaya
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also, fiancé can refer to a man or a woman
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sandi315
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true i can see how u got the confusion there
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raesolis86
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fiancé is male. fiancée is female. just an FYI
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ilovepandaz
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no one cares
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hidingoutt7
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how did you not notice that before you put it on ? and what's on his shirt?
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boricuabebe
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skeet
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perdix
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Clean up on Aisle 9!
Housekeeping, please take care of the cum stain on Aisle 9.
Housekeeping, please take care of the cum stain on Aisle 9.
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theFMLiest1ofThe
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nice. if I worked there, and didn't give a shit about my job, I'd have made that announcement over the loudspeaker.