FML : Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean...

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By grimatwork - / Monday 1 November 2010 17:24 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By cockymofo | 10

#1636780 - Monday 1 November 2010 22:59

lol. he said "jacked off"

By Fortuitous | 0

#1636835 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:15

You didn't see that one coming.

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By lmfao1643 | 3

#1636702 - Monday 1 November 2010 22:50

what a shame

Xtaci | 0

#1639057 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 8:46

how is that hot

Firestar1202 | 0

#1639694 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 13:12

youre hot

By emmi23 | 0

#1636720 - Monday 1 November 2010 22:54

you should give him a little present back with his shirt tomorrow

emmi23 | 0

#1636824 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:08

or her

By kiraaamaeee | 0

#1636729 - Monday 1 November 2010 22:55

atleast your employees know your getting some ;)

justsayfuck | 4

#1636797 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:01

If the OP is hetero, a stain on his shirt might not be the message of 'getting some' he want to get across his employees.

Edit: I just checked, 'fiance' is apparently only used for males. So this comment does not apply to him.

klutzycleo | 5

#1639021 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 8:23

@ #7, true, the form fiancé is male, and fiancée female, many people just use fiancé for the male or female they are engaged to, regardless. Or maybe that's just me (:

pizzasammy | 0

#1639109 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:03

only a guy would be as dumb to use his partners work shirt to clean up after sex.
I'm a guy, and I've done it. haha

InDenial | 6

#1639348 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 11:28

OPs partner is a girl.

kay71095 | 9

#5417965 - Sunday 24 March 2013 4:14

47- how do you know this? Just because OP is a guy, doesn't mean his fiancé has to be a girl

By cockymofo | 10

#1636780 - Monday 1 November 2010 22:59

lol. he said "jacked off"

By machiko_fml | 0

#1636786 - Monday 1 November 2010 22:59

That's why you always check if the shirt is dirty or clean. (:

IanCosentino | 0

#3398398 - Friday 7 October 2011 1:06

I read your bio. It was amazing. 100 suns? :D

By Fortuitous | 0

#1636835 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:15

You didn't see that one coming.

PushMyButtons | 5

#1636886 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:33

hahaha nice one!

govikes28 | 5

#1638138 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 2:56

win

Zoeeee1234 | 0

#1640203 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:42

ahahahha! thatss just greatt,good one!

By LaUruguaya | 11

#1636840 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:15

er, what was the stain? i'm assuming poo or pee, which is just disgusting if that was in your bed!

cdc12345678910 | 0

#1636904 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:37

it was cum

SHANNON_fml | 0

#1636927 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:50

it was cum you knob. How old are you? like twelve!

redoxy_fml | 0

#1636943 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:56

or maybe she's mature?

pizzasammy | 0

#1639123 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:06

what are you sweetcheeks, ignorant? a knob is equivalent to what you would probably call a 'dumbass'

Lucidium | 0

#1639378 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 11:45

Who do you think you are, pizza? Stop owning people.

LAXgurlie28 | 0

#1639835 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 14:36

A knob is a dick actual. that's what they call it in British Lang.

theFMLiest1ofThe | 0

#1640393 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:16

I love when people try to correct others and instead only highlight their own ignorance.

Miguel_32E | 0

#1648124 - Thursday 4 November 2010 5:19

im 13 and i know what she was talking bout

By LaUruguaya | 11

#1636848 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:18

also, fiancé can refer to a man or a woman 

sandi315 | 0

#1638173 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 3:07

true i can see how u got the confusion there

raesolis86 | 0

#1638783 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 6:36

fiancé is male. fiancée is female. just an FYI

ilovepandaz | 2

#1990334 - Friday 21 January 2011 0:33

no one cares

By hidingoutt7 | 0

#1636850 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:18

how did you not notice that before you put it on ? and what's on his shirt?

boricuabebe | 0

#1637143 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:26

skeet

By perdix | 29

#1636935 - Monday 1 November 2010 23:54

Clean up on Aisle 9!

Housekeeping, please take care of the cum stain on Aisle 9.

theFMLiest1ofThe | 0

#1640398 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:18

nice. if I worked there, and didn't give a shit about my job, I'd have made that announcement over the loudspeaker.

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