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By awhmaaan / Monday 27 February 2012 15:55 / United Kingdom
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I've become pretty immune to FML's after reading so many since the website came out, but yeah, this one is a 'LMFAO' worthy one. Insta-favourite, haha.

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That awesome moment when you are reading this on the toilet, and you are thankful that you can shit juuuust fine...

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35 - what else would Johnny Cash be singing about?! Of course that song was made because of Montezuma's Revenge.....

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LOL 128 If you are talking about the YouTube video of a black woman singing that, then I am so with you. That makes me laugh all the time!

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Wait if he has been crapping out a weeks worth of food and he's still going, shouldn't the toilet have filled up by now?

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You know what doesn't suck? Not being able to feel your asshole. That must be pretty damn nice after what happened. You don't want to feel it after that much constipation!

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oh damn after the ring of fire and the numb asshole comes the southwestern curry farting, oh it burns more than tabasco in ur ass

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Not really horrible. I have an impacted bowl. OP consider yourself lucky that you can't feel it. For a whole day every 10 days I can't even sit.... I wish I went numb!

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Actually 'shitty situations' is the brother of Jack shit, who then later married Noe shit and had six kids: Hollie shit, bull shit, Fulla shit, Giva shit and the two twins, deep shit and dip shit. Dip shit then married Dumb shit (a highschool drop out) and had a daughter 'Whatthe shit', who then married Mr.Sherlock Holmes. Giving birth to their firstborn 'Noshit Sherlock'. Later, Fulla shit and Giva shit married the Happens brothers, it was a double wedding. (AKA, the shit happens wedding).

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52 - I dont think it's every day a reply to a post can get as many thumbs up as one of the first few posts of a FML. Great one! LMAO

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It's better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt, however... This IS the internet...

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Anal sex can actually help relieve constipation! The thrusting upward can loosen everything up via a process I like to call 'Anal smoothie blending'. Be careful though, they're not strawberry flavored!

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@38: Because we all needed to know that. Couldn't have gone another minute unaware that anal sex can relieve constipation, that's for sure... On the bright side, you just motivated me to start all this work due tomorrow that I keep putting off, just to get that image out of my head. :D

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