By wideawakeandinpain - 17/12/2011 11:09 - United States

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 002
You deserved it 3 118

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Pow!! right in the kisser!! :-)

Darklord53 0

If you're having adventure problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.


TheRealBruce 12

Oh no! I'm sorry

Love Skyrim, but that isn't funny after the other 10,000 people who used it. My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Elbowed in the head.

MagicGiraffe 12

I used to tell "arrow to the knee jokes", then it got old.

Darklord53 0

If you're having adventure problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

unitedfan11 0


^ MEMSSS start of pre school

3mi1y_ 16

rejection sucks :(

olpally 32

What are you talking about? Re-read the fml please.. Good lord..

3mi1y_ 16

op wanted to snuggle with her husband, husband turned away .. think i have a pretty good understanding, thanks!

FruityLoooons 8

Reread the first sentence of the FML over 50 times, please, and then reevaluate your understanding. Doing this will prove you're not as dumb as you let on.

desireev 17

He was sleeping and was unaware that she was snuggling him. So there wasn't any rejection. Just another headache.

olpally 32

Apparently, everyone agrees with me number 2 and they have proven my point.. Thanks #32 for explaining it

Plus it doesn't say turned away. It says shifted position. Maybe he got closer to snuggle more.

desireev 17

No problem 39. Felt like I needed to break it down for her since advice wasn't taken to further her understanding.

xSonic 9

I hate when people suck up to each other......

nnguyen1995 0

I have a feeling you would know what rejection feels like

Pow!! right in the kisser!! :-)

The circle of headache is reborn!

She's probably seeing stars right about then, so is that close enough to being sent to the moon?


Jäger will do that to you. Every time.

boredblonde 17

Sometimes life's a bitch like that

life is always a bitch:(

When your husband gives you a deadache... You make a ball ache!

Coacy 6

Your really hot

DioMaledica 14

Can't think of anything to write in 30 seconds

DioMaledica 14

Already thumbed myself down. :) Ok now to think of a comment ok that was a shi*ty situation, crap doesn't apply here.

FruityLoooons 8

That bored, huh.

Daydreemdie 0

Get another headache? O_o this is 2 bad

EmperorXing 0

Ouch.... Make him sleep on the couch!

eyeIoveyou 4

why would she go and do that? he wasn't conscious nor aware of what he was doing.

10, I hope that no poor soul ever has to marry you