Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML
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atkir002
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Pow!! right in the kisser!! :-)
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Darklord53
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If you're having adventure problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
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TheRealBruce
| 12
Oh no! I'm sorry
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clcbjj31
| 0
Love Skyrim, but that isn't funny after the other 10,000 people who used it.
My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Elbowed in the head.
My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Elbowed in the head.
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MagicGiraffe
| 12
I used to tell "arrow to the knee jokes", then it got old.
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Darklord53
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If you're having adventure problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
What a pain in the...
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unitedfan11
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HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES KNEES AND TOES!!!
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Characterise
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^ MEMSSS start of pre school
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3mi1y_
| 16
rejection sucks :(
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olpally
| 32
What are you talking about? Re-read the fml please.. Good lord..
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3mi1y_
| 16
op wanted to snuggle with her husband, husband turned away .. think i have a pretty good understanding, thanks!
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FruityLoooons
| 8
Reread the first sentence of the FML over 50 times, please, and then reevaluate your understanding. Doing this will prove you're not as dumb as you let on.
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desireev
| 17
He was sleeping and was unaware that she was snuggling him. So there wasn't any rejection. Just another headache.
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olpally
| 32
Apparently, everyone agrees with me number 2 and they have proven my point.. Thanks #32 for explaining it
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kooochris1995
| 14
Plus it doesn't say turned away. It says shifted position. Maybe he got closer to snuggle more.
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kooochris1995
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desireev
| 17
No problem 39.
Felt like I needed to break it down for her since advice wasn't taken to further her understanding.
Felt like I needed to break it down for her since advice wasn't taken to further her understanding.
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xSonic
| 9
I hate when people suck up to each other......
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nnguyen1995
| 0
I have a feeling you would know what rejection feels like
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atkir002
| 1
Pow!! right in the kisser!! :-)
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
The circle of headache is reborn!
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rexcanis
| 10
She's probably seeing stars right about then, so is that close enough to being sent to the moon?
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rohanmo
| 9
D:
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crazy8ts
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RIGHT TO THE MOON!
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DocBastard
| 38
Jäger will do that to you. Every time.
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boredblonde
| 17
Sometimes life's a bitch like that
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J0gby
| 0
life is always a bitch:(
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bearnblue
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When your husband gives you a deadache... You make a ball ache!
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Coacy
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Your really hot
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DioMaledica
| 14
Can't think of anything to write in 30 seconds
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DioMaledica
| 14
Already thumbed myself down. :)
Ok now to think of a comment ok that was a shi*ty situation, crap doesn't apply here.
Ok now to think of a comment ok that was a shi*ty situation, crap doesn't apply here.
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FruityLoooons
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That bored, huh.
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Daydreemdie
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Get another headache? O_o this is 2 bad
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EmperorXing
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Ouch.... Make him sleep on the couch!
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eyeIoveyou
| 4
why would she go and do that? he wasn't conscious nor aware of what he was doing.
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farhil
| 14
10, I hope that no poor soul ever has to marry you