By lululee53 - 31/12/2011 00:07 - United States
Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
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Couldn't just played it off like you were trying to take the mud off and make it clean so he'd come back to you and you could make passionate love everyday forever.

Embrace the run on sentences.

  spanelli  |  16

No shit. 14 was saying that she should change her sentence to "should have", because she really should have checked if her boyfriend were in the truck or not.