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Today, after spending the three previous nights cursing the noisiest bird alive that continually disrupts my sleep to the point where I just want to smash the damn thing's head in with a rock, I realised it's been my pedestal fan the entire time. FML

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You deserved it

By SoundConfuser / Wednesday 13 October 2010 11:58 / Australia

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By amerwin | 3

#1542225 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:39

haha.. did you also spend a month cussing that huge truck that clunks by every time you turn your washing machine on?

By stewpididiot | 11

#1542333 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 05:06

it was a 'cheep' fan hahahaa

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By validus | 0

#1542189 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:34

wow, failure?

lm27 | 5

#1542195 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:35

super fail

validus | 0

#1542211 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:37

same difference, no?

lm27 | 5

#1542228 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:39

no super fail is worse than a regular failure my friend, you have much to learn..

Chaodin | 0

#1542242 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:43

6: No, Superfail is stronger than ten fails! Can fly through the air and fart lightning! Can read long Prousts in a single sitting! How could you confuse the two?

validus | 0

#1542257 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:44

it seems I has lots to learn :S

dobiesFTW | 1

#1542373 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 05:14

never put the birdie on a pedestal.

bloobelly | 0

#1542547 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 06:24

number 1 said it all

bustaqueef | 0

#1543007 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 07:42

This story took place in Austrailia.

EffinAhole | 0

#1545707 - Thursday 14 October 2010 07:07

31- 40 year old virgin?

desichiqa | 0

#1545815 - Thursday 14 October 2010 09:03

really??

By redpump | 0

#1542191 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:35

Idiot. How can a fan sound like a bird?

ygdrassil | 17

#1542218 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:39

It was probably squeaking as it was oscillating.

redpump | 0

#1542308 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:56

Squeaking = bird chirping? I fail to make the connection.

stewpididiot | 11

#1542333 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 05:06

it was a 'cheep' fan hahahaa

lm27 | 5

#1542391 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 05:20

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabababa #26=superwin

DocBastard | 38

#1542407 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 05:28

redpump- you certainly do fail. Hey, you said it, not me!

22cute | 17

#4069104 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 11:43

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep Get it?

By bglad09 | 0

#1542197 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:35

you're freaking retarded.

markrs | 0

#3790281 - Monday 26 December 2011 05:24

Let me guess, and you only hear this bird when you turn tue fan on?

By fyllmao | 0

#1542208 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:36

wow just wow EPIC FAIL!

iRyanJr | 0

#1542683 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 07:04

You're* You're welcome.

nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1542688 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 07:05

#54 Her fucking hot what?

DocBastard | 38

#1543982 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 08:57

Dammit, nerds, you beat me to it.

fyllmao | 0

#1545549 - Thursday 14 October 2010 05:19

it's not me it's Kate gosselin haha

By Randen_fml | 0

#1542213 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:37

glad you Finnaly figured it out though :).

AliaAlM | 0

#1542275 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:47

lol

rhanana | 0

#1542364 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 05:13

yeah beforevthey went and shot down all the neigjborhood birds

By robertdr | 0

#1542215 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:38

here let me help you(caresses face)* (grabs cart)* i am only helping snickerssszzz

bailes_o_hay | 0

#1542301 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:53

creepy ass commercial

By amerwin | 3

#1542225 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:39

haha.. did you also spend a month cussing that huge truck that clunks by every time you turn your washing machine on?

SARSvirus79 | 0

#1542326 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 05:02

LOL. I like it.

xXSweetNightmare | 0

#1544035 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 09:07

Loll. x]

By YaLuckyGal | 0

#1542248 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:44

HAHA idiot. How can you mistake a fan for a bird? Lol.

By lovelyliz916 | 5

#1542250 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:44

Didn't you feel stupid afterwards??

By Allymeme | 3

#1542252 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 04:44

ydi for being stupid

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