Today, after spending the three previous nights cursing the noisiest bird alive that continually disrupts my sleep to the point where I just want to smash the damn thing's head in with a rock, I realised it's been my pedestal fan the entire time. FML
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amerwin
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haha.. did you also spend a month cussing that huge truck that clunks by every time you turn your washing machine on?
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stewpididiot
| 11
it was a 'cheep' fan hahahaa
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validus
| 0
wow, failure?
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lm27
| 5
super fail
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validus
| 0
same difference, no?
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lm27
| 5
no super fail is worse than a regular failure my friend, you have much to learn..
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Chaodin
| 0
6: No, Superfail is stronger than ten fails! Can fly through the air and fart lightning! Can read long Prousts in a single sitting! How could you confuse the two?
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validus
| 0
it seems I has lots to learn :S
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dobiesFTW
| 1
never put the birdie on a pedestal.
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bloobelly
| 0
number 1 said it all
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bustaqueef
| 0
This story took place in Austrailia.
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EffinAhole
| 0
31- 40 year old virgin?
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desichiqa
| 0
really??
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redpump
| 0
Idiot. How can a fan sound like a bird?
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ygdrassil
| 17
It was probably squeaking as it was oscillating.
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redpump
| 0
Squeaking = bird chirping? I fail to make the connection.
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stewpididiot
| 11
it was a 'cheep' fan hahahaa
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lm27
| 5
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabababa #26=superwin
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DocBastard
| 38
redpump- you certainly do fail. Hey, you said it, not me!
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22cute
| 17
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Get it?
Get it?
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bglad09
| 0
you're freaking retarded.
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markrs
| 0
Let me guess, and you only hear this bird when you turn tue fan on?
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fyllmao
| 0
wow just wow EPIC FAIL!
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iRyanJr
| 0
You're*
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
#54 Her fucking hot what?
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DocBastard
| 38
Dammit, nerds, you beat me to it.
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fyllmao
| 0
it's not me it's Kate gosselin haha
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Randen_fml
| 0
glad you Finnaly figured it out though :).
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AliaAlM
| 0
lol
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rhanana
| 0
yeah beforevthey went and shot down all the neigjborhood birds
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robertdr
| 0
here let me help you(caresses face)*
(grabs cart)* i am only helping snickerssszzz
(grabs cart)* i am only helping snickerssszzz
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bailes_o_hay
| 0
creepy ass commercial
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amerwin
| 3
haha.. did you also spend a month cussing that huge truck that clunks by every time you turn your washing machine on?
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SARSvirus79
| 0
LOL. I like it.
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xXSweetNightmare
| 0
Loll. x]
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YaLuckyGal
| 0
HAHA idiot. How can you mistake a fan for a bird? Lol.
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lovelyliz916
| 5
Didn't you feel stupid afterwards??
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Allymeme
| 3
ydi for being stupid