By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23

Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML
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Don’t worry. Only nice people who do not masturbate ride the public buses. Your pics are safe.

Hey it happens and you said "almost". I am sure your man will cherish them, but men forget things. It happens. I think it was very nice of you to take the pictures for him.

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Don’t worry. Only nice people who do not masturbate ride the public buses. Your pics are safe.

Basically, if you don't want people seeing you naked, don't risk it by having nudes taken. All those celebs who were hacked should have known this, and most people are aware of revenge porn, so even if you think it's a good idea to gift your partner something so intimate, stick with gifts that won't leave you humiliated. I guess you could try to pass them off as art, but if I were you, I'd leave the nudity to people who want to be seen nude. Or those who don't care either way.

There's no way this is true. Polaroid has been out of business for years. I doubt the camera's could even be operational if you still owned one.

They are still in commerce. In fact since they are now vintage, they are also not cheap either. We used one at my friend’s wedding recently.

Which bus again☺❔

Hey it happens and you said "almost". I am sure your man will cherish them, but men forget things. It happens. I think it was very nice of you to take the pictures for him.

I missed the almost. That's much better!