By RyoKioKio - 21/04/2019 12:00

Today, after seeing my cat struggle to use the litterbox and produce nothing for two days, I caved and took him to the emergency vet, fearing a UTI. It wasn't. $200 and 2 Lyft rides later, he's stoned out of his mind and peeing just fine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 772
You deserved it 313
Animals
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

tounces7 27

He was stoned for 2 days straight and that's not a medical issue?

12 0
Reply Report
jbuckets_404 38
Send a private message

Actually, it's much more likely that the vet himself gave Kitty Kat some sort of pain opioid to help it more easily urinate. Note that OP only said that afflicted feline had been having difficulty (voiding) for 2 days (that implies pain), not that it was already falling over stoned.

5 0
Reply Report

Comments

jbuckets_404 38
Send a private message

So it was the Lyft rides themselves and not the vet who got 'im going again??? ;-) So what was the source of the "stoniness" that stymied pussycat's piddle progress? Your own stash of hash, me lass? Lol --Unconscious Poet

1 5
Reply Report
tounces7 27

He was stoned for 2 days straight and that's not a medical issue?

12 0
Reply Report
jbuckets_404 38
Send a private message

Actually, it's much more likely that the vet himself gave Kitty Kat some sort of pain opioid to help it more easily urinate. Note that OP only said that afflicted feline had been having difficulty (voiding) for 2 days (that implies pain), not that it was already falling over stoned.

5 0
Reply Report
Charlie Given 25
Send a private message

Sounds like kitty got the wrong kind of cat nip and was tripping balls big time 😹

1 0
Reply Report
julfunky 29

Sounds like the RIGHT kind to me.

0 0
Reply Report
caffeine_addict 11

You waited two days to take your cat that's not peeing to the vet? You know that can kill them, right? Sorry OP, but YDI

3 1
Reply Report
dasin 17
Send a private message

am i stupid or everyone else for thinking the vet gave the cat drugs to help the problem rather than assuming the cat was stoned thus cuasing a problem

1 0
Reply Report
nature_girl_08 14
Send a private message

You did the right thing. It's entirely possible he was starting to get blocked, but it went away on its own. Blockage in male cats can kill them. It's always better to pay a vet bill and have it turn out to be nothing than to wait and have the worst happen.

1 0
Reply Report
shannon2348 14
Send a private message

I'm confused. Why is the cat stoned out of his mind?

0 0
Reply Report