By jeph23 - United States
Today, after picking up my 6 year old from school, he says, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me! I get home, look up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in Jr. High. FML
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  fmlfmlfml15  |  0

^^^^^^^ Sorry I replied to the wrong FML. What i really meant to say was:

OP, I love Family Guy as much as the next person, but why would you put that quote as your ringtone. Sure it's catchy and everything, but what if you were in a public library or at work or an interview and someone called you? Common sense.

and thanks #8, I now have that song stuck in my head. "Cause I'm a prom night dumpster babyyyyyy, I got no mom or dad......"

  CFR  |  0

Thanks a lot #20, now I do too...I'm gonna look it up so I can sing to it!! =D
Quagmire is awesome. Not even your girlfriend's parents can deny that.
"I'm taaking a strollllll...."

  a_z__0_9  |  0

Well clearly Drew's dad is a dickhead if he still gloats about beating up some loser back in junior high (no offence, just wanna focus on what an idiot that makes him). Fuck his life.


But on the same note, the fact that the kid's father beat him up in Jr. High still matters enough to the OP to post it on FML. It's been how many years OP? At some point you had really ought to let it go.. this should be on MLIA if anything

  fmlfmlfml15  |  0

You are absolutely very welcome #45. it's stuck in my head and I don't see why I should be the only one to suffer from it. "although i came from a hooooooo, I sing right from the soooooul"

  Lia_Mackenzie  |  4

#9, Damn, you beat me with the "lo and behold." I DID add the history though, as far as I could figure...^^ So we're kinda like a grammar team...?

...Do you feel like a loser, too? XD

By  ireply_w_lyrics  |  0

OH! new ringtone for you. Same idea though:

"...Let's make love
All night long
Until our strength is gone
Hold on tight
Just let go
I want to feel you in my soul
Until the sun comes up
Let's make love..."