By jeph23 - 11/09/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, after picking up my 6 year old from school, he says, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me! I get home, look up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in Jr. High. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 267
You deserved it 19 145

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like father like son.... once an asshole, always an asshole...

Tell your son to tell Drew that you can make his dad have an "accident" or disappear under mysterious circumstances.

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What a coinkidink! :D

Deathlyranch 0

Should have been "Prom Night Dumpster Baby"

fmlfmlfml15 0

FYL

fmlfmlfml15 0

^^^^^^^ Sorry I replied to the wrong FML. What i really meant to say was: OP, I love Family Guy as much as the next person, but why would you put that quote as your ringtone. Sure it's catchy and everything, but what if you were in a public library or at work or an interview and someone called you? Common sense. and thanks #8, I now have that song stuck in my head. "Cause I'm a prom night dumpster babyyyyyy, I got no mom or dad......"

Thanks a lot #20, now I do too...I'm gonna look it up so I can sing to it!! =D Quagmire is awesome. Not even your girlfriend's parents can deny that. "I'm taaking a strollllll...."

wow what?....where'd this come from? Why'd the fml change? CHAOS!!! UTTER CHAOS!!!!

Well clearly Drew's dad is a dickhead if he still gloats about beating up some loser back in junior high (no offence, just wanna focus on what an idiot that makes him). Fuck his life.

voice_of_reasonx 0

But on the same note, the fact that the kid's father beat him up in Jr. High still matters enough to the OP to post it on FML. It's been how many years OP? At some point you had really ought to let it go.. this should be on MLIA if anything

grumpyoldtroll 0

YDI FOR BEING VEGETARIAN

73, vegans are worse! Their pretentious faggotry rivals that of writers/grammar nazis!

fmlfmlfml15 0

You are absolutely very welcome #45. it's stuck in my head and I don't see why I should be the only one to suffer from it. "although i came from a hooooooo, I sing right from the soooooul"

like father like son.... once an asshole, always an asshole...

So this is what you call "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree"

why is that your ringtone? ydi

mo_the_owl 0

Was the boy's name O'Doyle?

O DOYLE RULES!

Tell your son to tell Drew that you can make his dad have an "accident" or disappear under mysterious circumstances.

cobaltss06 1

Lmao best answer yet

This isn't the FML I wanted.

Oh, and it's "lo and behold", not "low"

#9, Damn, you beat me with the "lo and behold." I DID add the history though, as far as I could figure...^^ So we're kinda like a grammar team...? ...Do you feel like a loser, too? XD

I hate Family Guy. I'm serious. Flame away.

OH! new ringtone for you. Same idea though: "...Let's make love All night long Until our strength is gone Hold on tight Just let go I want to feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Let's make love..."