By toazt - United States
Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML
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I think skinny jeans only look stupid if you're too overweight, or wear the wrong shoes. Sneakers? Ick. (Yes, even Chucks.) Boots, strappy heels, or ballet flats? Yes please. 

  katgurl  |  13

I think skinny jeans looks stupid at the ankles if the girl is wearing fat shoes.. The look of skinny legs and giant feet remind me of those creepy Bratz toys..

Now, skinny jeans and any length boots (with a heel, none of that stupid Ugg business..) or just sexy heels.. ;D

  noname5067  |  0

ehh I think skinny jeans shouldn't have been invented. get a girl a pair of good low cut/boot cut jeans she'll look sexy. skinny jeans make the but look weird too

  catatonicsleep  |  17

i'm thinking that she was half way through putting them on when she realised... not actually wearing them, because if they were full of roaches you would notice before they were fully pulled up, I doubt they were on and fastened when she noticed...

  Filitov  |  0

Or she could have been just about to put them on when the lights were flipped on: it's rather hard to tell. This FML rather leaves us in the dark when it comes to details.

EDIT: This might be a re-post. Sorry if it is. It appears my other comment was eaten by the comment bug.

  flashback.miss  |  28

haha 9 :) and 8 .. yea.. bugs are..... well theyre sneaky... :) and OP... OO'''''' just how hairy are your legs??? did yuou have any crumbs of food stuck in the hairs? Roach buffet!!! XD nah j/l but how didnt you feelthem crawling on your leg.. or were you just kinda zoned out? were they dead and just hkinda stuck/squished on your leg? ewwwww

EDIT: you said on your skinny jeans.. you werent wearing them.. sorry. bout that. but yeah... imagine them having a feces plopping on your jeans... wash em, burn them... give em away.... how did the others react?