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By Anonymous / Saturday 15 December 2012 12:33 / Australia
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I would keep two eyes on the juice in the sunlight when she's cutting it, because then you can see it squirt amazingly like you've never seen before. :D and Dexter is amazing.

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3- If this was the first thing that came to your mind after reading this FML, I truly admire your calmness...

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Op should be safe as long as his girlfriend doesn't witness her mother being chopped into pieces by chainsaw wielding Cubans

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I'm not exactly sure what you thought when you read this but it clearly said that it is his girlfriend. I don't know what the parents could do to solve this.

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I believe what he meant was that you could use the parental control function to block Dexter, but that's really not a good idea. Trying to control your girlfriends life to the point of not allowing her to watch what she wants to would be ridiculous to the point of stupidity.

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38- Then flames would engulf the Moon, a fourth dimension would open up, and Justin Bieber would become the empiror of our new post-apoctalyptic wasteland.

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Well it all depends on what she's doing. If she's laughing like a maniac running through the rooms squirting juice all over the place then no, he's not overreacting. But if she's just squirting the juice in the sink or something along those lines purely for entertainment, then yea OP is overreacting.

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Maybe it's just me, but I got the impression that he's concerned about her new found fascination with carving up something that gushes red juice. I didn't really get the impression that he's scared of the juice, just the fact that she loves cutting things up.

So? That doesn't mean anything... It is a show and your girlfriend is not a psychopath I assume so you have nothing to worry about.

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Holy crap. A pradip comment that got thumbs up? I always thought people down voted pradip's comments regardless of quality as part of some unspoken fml tradition.

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