By Anonymous - United States - San Angelo
Today, after months of believing my house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if my cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML
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By  cchan034  |  23

Pussy! Pun intended


1- That's no pun. A pun is a play on words. All you've accomplished is scream a euphamism for vagina.

The pressure of being first must've gotten to you. Either way, it's no excuse. You will recieve no pity, nor mercy.

  DrDilllonReese  |  12

51- "would be garner more upturned thumbs" really? Try "*would have garnered* more upturned thumbs" or for the serfs, "would have gotten you more thumbs up." I hate to grammar nazi, but you butchered the English language.

  Krajjan  |  9

Has anyone else noticed that the FML comments section is the most supportive, honest, and just on the Internet? Every FML either spawns a hilarious support group or a hilarious firing squad.

  GypsyRover  |  0

Animals in general are very intune with spirits. I have actually been held down by spirits. They come around when I'm VERY depressed or VERY angry. At first I thought I was messed up in the head,then my family seen them. So we got rid of objects we were not shure of then moved. Things have been good sofar. Good luck op if things are not well now.

  bReLiNg  |  18

Watch doctor who, the library episode with the 10th doctor. That's what's REALLY in the dark. Then just get a sonic screwdriver and lots of chicken.

By  toowie_fml  |  20

So..instead of your cat waking YOU up in the middle of the night to take a piss, you disturbs it while its adorably slumbers because you cant walk down a hallway alone..congratulations.