Well, the storks can't fly in bad weather. Now they now where babies come from.

you try too hard sometimes

It's just mostly my my sense of humor. Sometimes it takes, sometimes people don't like it. It's all good either way.

Babies come from the use of condoms?

I couldn't even spell "know" right lol. That's what I get. I meant that babies come from the act of sex itself, but I'll take the barrage for my failure.

Ehh I didn't think it was *that* bad. People are being somewhat hard on you. It wasn't great but it wasn't a terrible joke.

I doubt they knew what it was, they probably thought it was a balloon that's not inflated.

Now's a good time to tell them about safe sex

You can't just do that. You need permission forms sent home and the parents informed about it. A school can't just administer something like that without parental approve. Alright highschool I get it but little kids hell fucking no is your mind straight?

Can you imagine someone using this as a segue for any subject?

"Much like this condom; life is going to be sticky and a little unsettling. Cheer up kids you can do it alone."
I for one would have paid way more attention in class if condom analogies were used.

Humor isn't your strong point is it? You Must be a joy at parties.

You must be a gate crasher. The analogy was quite true and pretty good.

Oh cum on! That's disgusting.

just like that pun

that's a sticky situation, at least they don't understand what it is

Damn, sex education sure does start early these days

It's funny because most people don't get any sexual education.

True, just this weekend I had to explain to some friends that girls have more than one hole, and you don't put tampons where you pee.

Spring has sprung... From the unlikeliest of places :-/

How to start sex ed

Your children's section has working blinds? You're clearly not a UK public library

The principal should condomplate doing something about it.

Principal?

"Condomplate" is a terrible pun. I wish you would get punished for that.

You should get punished for your name! Lmao

My name? Thanksssss. I'll walk away with my acid-washed pants and cry because someone thought my name was terrible. Thanks, I didn't realize that having a somewhat correctly spelled username was a bad thing.