You can't just do that. You need permission forms sent home and the parents informed about it. A school can't just administer something like that without parental approve. Alright highschool I get it but little kids hell fucking no is your mind straight?

Can you imagine someone using this as a segue for any subject? "Much like this condom; life is going to be sticky and a little unsettling. Cheer up kids you can do it alone." I for one would have paid way more attention in class if condom analogies were used.

Humor isn't your strong point is it? You Must be a joy at parties.

You must be a gate crasher. The analogy was quite true and pretty good.

just like that pun

It's funny because most people don't get any sexual education.

True, just this weekend I had to explain to some friends that girls have more than one hole, and you don't put tampons where you pee.

Principal?

"Condomplate" is a terrible pun. I wish you would get punished for that.

You should get punished for your name! Lmao

My name? Thanksssss. I'll walk away with my acid-washed pants and cry because someone thought my name was terrible. Thanks, I didn't realize that having a somewhat correctly spelled username was a bad thing.