By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 937
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What on earth made him "creepy"? Try judging people less on their appearance.

liveitupx 0

Who said that the OP was paranoid about getting raped? Being paranoid doesn't mean that your conceited...its just that your afraid of things, like creepy men coming up to your car.


Professorx2z 0

Last =p

cucuto89 0

ydi for being a judgemental bitch. Not every guy is trying to rape you, i bet nobody even wants to touch you you stupid whore

responses 0

I'm pretty sure iv heard this before word for word but with wallet in place of phone

minnieminroe 0

I actually LOL'd to this...L O L!!

ur not mature enuf to hav a car

#90, And you've probably not ever thought "Hey I'll go to my English lesson!"

GR3453m0nk3y 4


you should not judge. ydi

Guess you overreacted...

namhowell 6

Well better be paranoid than careless. But next time, try to be more calm and judge better? it's walmart, there are people there.

Sounds like she was both

GeorgeBoosh 0

And can we see her picture on peopleofwalmart? Time to check LOL

ipwnallmen 10

ahhhhhha hahahahahahahahahahah OWNED

youthink_fml 0

It's one thing to not roll your window down. It's something completely different to hit another car trying to get out. YDI.

it's walmart, you should of expected at least one creepy old guy to come up to your car :)

russianspy1234 11

or you try to it back to er, see hr freak out and run away, and ten you are perfectly morally justified in keeping it.

Tamara2011 0

u agree with # 10 haha and come on your in the car so you could of just drove away if he was trying to rape exspecially since he's old and creepy