Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car... - FML

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2010 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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By AmeOwl | 0

#747508 - Thursday 31 December 2010 20:51

What on earth made him "creepy"? Try judging people less on their appearance.

By liveitupx | 0

#747236 - Thursday 31 December 2010 18:11

Who said that the OP was paranoid about getting raped?
Being paranoid doesn't mean that your conceited...its just that your afraid of things, like creepy men coming up to your car.

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By Professorx2z | 0

#747040 - Thursday 31 December 2010 15:48

Last =p

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8trickster8 | 0

#747364 - Thursday 31 December 2010 19:19

LIAR

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cucuto89 | 0

#748193 - Friday 1 January 2010 4:00

ydi for being a judgemental bitch.

Not every guy is trying to rape you, i bet nobody even wants to touch you you stupid whore

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responses | 0

#882838 - Monday 22 February 2010 20:46

I'm pretty sure iv heard this before word for word but with wallet in place of phone

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minnieminroe | 0

#990793 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 10:36

I actually LOL'd to this...L O L!!

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Lingonberry668 | 0

#1788504 - Friday 3 December 2010 14:58

ur not mature enuf to hav a car

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acke01 | 14

#6082507 - Monday 6 October 2014 8:43

#90, And you've probably not ever thought "Hey I'll go to my English lesson!"

By GR3453m0nk3y | 4

#747045 - Thursday 31 December 2010 15:51

last??

By louie111887 | 0

#747047 - Thursday 31 December 2010 15:51

you should not judge. ydi

By Starfire22 | 5

#747067 - Thursday 31 December 2010 16:02

Guess you overreacted...

By namhowell | 6

#747085 - Thursday 31 December 2010 16:17

Well better be paranoid than careless. But next time, try to be more calm and judge better? it's walmart, there are people there.

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time4coffee | 3

#747198 - Thursday 31 December 2010 17:48

Sounds like she was both

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GeorgeBoosh | 0

#747684 - Thursday 31 December 2010 22:38

And can we see her picture on peopleofwalmart? Time to check LOL

By ipwnallmen | 10

#747107 - Thursday 31 December 2010 16:33

ahhhhhha hahahahahahahahahahah OWNED

By youthink_fml | 0

#747126 - Thursday 31 December 2010 16:50

It's one thing to not roll your window down. It's something completely different to hit another car trying to get out. YDI.

By tdwprules623 | 0

#747139 - Thursday 31 December 2010 16:59

it's walmart, you should of expected at least one creepy old guy to come up to your car :)

By russianspy1234 | 11

#747148 - Thursday 31 December 2010 17:08

or you try to it back to er, see hr freak out and run away, and ten you are perfectly morally justified in keeping it.

By Tamara2011 | 0

#747153 - Thursday 31 December 2010 17:13

u agree with # 10 haha and come on your in the car so you could of just drove away if he was trying to rape exspecially since he's old and creepy