By Shoeless - United States
Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML
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By  Darkhumor  |  0

Is the fml that you drank way too much or lost a shoe? Neither is very D: worthy
I think you should be kinda grateful you didn't throw up in your car/all over yourself/your friend and then have to clean it up the next day. And also grateful you didn't lose your wallet - happens to a lot of people getting blind drunk