By evilsandwich - 06/03/2013 17:18 - Canada - London

Today, after house-sitting for a week, I came home to find the house in which I rent a basement suite has all but burned to the ground. My landlord didn't even bother to tell me about the fire. FML
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Well that went up in flames. What an ash-hole.

That sucks OP. Sorry to hear. Hope you find a new place soon.

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That sucks OP. Sorry to hear. Hope you find a new place soon.

Or maybe you should of gotten a house sitter for your home while you were busy off house sitting!

But then whoever he got would have needed a house sitter so they could house sit while he house sits.

Well, I suppose someone could get a homeless guy to house sit for them that way no one's house would be left empty and at risk of burning down, hell a homeless person would probably house sit for free! :) Win-win situation!

What an awful landlord! I hope things work out for you.

Most importantly: I hope you had bothered with renters insurance. D:

I bet that burns you up inside!

Not really something you should make jokes about. Not every FML/FML comment is meant to be funny.

Boohoo. Then don't post it on FML, maybe try actually getting help.

The way this thing works is people post about something that happened that makes them think "FML", and then people make funny comments on said post. Jump right in and get started #30!

Well that went up in flames. What an ash-hole.

You're on fire with these puns

I wish the same could be said for you.

Well, it looks like you may have to go house-sitting for a longer period this time

Is his name Seymour Burns?

Nobody watches the Simpsons?

It's Seymour Butz but I see where you were going with it.

Ouch... Your landlord is an inconsiderate asshat... I'm sorry, OP...

It's a good thing it all but burned to the ground. Whew, that was a close one.

But aliens took it! How is she supposed to get her stuff from a planet thats lightyears away!

On the plus side, you were much safer while house sitting than if you'd been at home.

The roof, the roof, the roofandeverything underit is on fire!

We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn.

Burn mother-fucker burn.