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By zzzgrady / Wednesday 27 October 2010 02:46 / United States
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How is it the worst night of OP's life getting yelled at? If that's the worst thing that's ever happened, I wouldn't consider it an FML...

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lol stereotypes piss me off, I mRNA we do have alot of fat, ignorant, and arrogant people here but not all of Americans are like that.

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25 - Chocolate releases endorphins, making you actually happier. That, and the OP's life probably sucks, so don't judge :@

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oh that's an easy fix op just get a hard object and smash the front glass on the machine. then reach in and get the candy

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even without it being the worst night of your life and all dat, gettin your reese peanut butter cups stuck in the vending machine is depressing.

At least the boss wasn't eating you out! Just kick the bloody vending machine 'till it comes out! If that doesn't work, maybe you should let your boss eat you out for some pocket money so you can buy one tomorrow.

hard luck, op, hard luck...umm... by any chance, did you bang your head against the glass in dispair? ...you never know, if you had hit your forehead hard enough, it could have fell...

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Hell ya! Rock on! I've read that vending machines kill 2-4 people a year from them rocking it and such. Peanut butter cups might be worth the risk.

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Bart Simpson: I Raged Against the Machine 'til all the candy fell out. Seriously kick that piece of crap machine. I found kickin' the sides work best. Reese's Peanut Butter Pie is the greatest food on the planet and if I had a peanut allergy it would be my last meal. RAtM is the greatest band ever.

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