-Tries to make funny joke-

It's a double post! Get down!! GET DOOOOOOWWWN!!!!!!!!

How about replacing "Diet coke" with "Manparts"?

double post and double the fail

monkey coke.. i get your joke. poor bloke.

that does suck.. they were out of pepsi.

soft drinks are unhealthy , try water -.-

44 they can hive you Colon cancer :o

YDI for drinking diet coke.

looks like you've got a sticky situation there

it looks like your day just blew up in your face

it looks like your day just blew up in your face

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

woh, glitch. it puts your comment twice automagically. fail combo breaker :[

That is god's way of telling you not to clean.
Or maybe he just needed a good laugh.

15- "... and opened a can of [man parts]...". Nope, I'm not seeing that,

il have what 44 having

Heh, diet sodas, biggest scam since bottled water.

No coke, pepsi!

-Peter Griffin

30- your picture reminds me of the zebra gum...you know the one you can put, funny, little zebra tattoos on your tongue?..

good gum..;p

PEPSI! no coke!

Exactely what i planned commenting:)

-Tries to make funny joke-

haha

there isnt one fml i've read and felt completely surprized. scared and creeped out..but never surprized.

ydi for drinking DIET coke

Why the hell do you even comment if you'll only say "haha"?

Why the hell do you comment if your only gonna comment on someone else's comment, hmmmmmm?

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If "you're". Learn proper grammar.

Diet Coke doesn't like you. So it decided to take its revenge.

yea, that is why you should drink regular coke

Mm, aspartame.

I think Pepsi is responsible for it. They're trying to take out the competition by shaking all Coke cans, one at a time.

at least op didnt need any mentos.

I think someone in the office watched OP clean his office then shook up diet coke to watch him ruin his office he just cleaned.....

FYL OP for having someone in your office who hates you

if you don't know who it is, I say put a "rigged" can on each coworker's desk. that'll teach 'em.

or OP got it from a machine, and it got shaken up whilst being dispensed.

you used the word "whilst" I like you now

once a diet coke explodes, there's nothing stopping it's path. Entire cities have been wiped out because of diet cokes.

OMFG is THAT what happened to Pompeii?!?

Yes, those stupid idiots mixed the died coke with mentos.

the atlantians were coke pryo's look at them now

Eff your ell :)

I don't wanna f*ck my 'L'

oh noz!!

that's why you drink normal coke not diet

coke or Pepsi?

Sprite.

Lemonade.

when I was young we had orange juice.

dr.pepper cherry

Pepsi who? Just kidding. I like Pepsi okay, but nothing can beat Coke!

Heineken

Pepsi...no coke!

I second Sprite!

Mountain Dew~

Coke all the way.

yes what 59 sed mountain dew

Roman Coke??...

mountain dew used to have chemicals that kill sperm.

it would be rum and coke, jeez what a noob :

jeez Louis...gettin so bent out of shape..

I like callin' it that, cause usually the drinker ends up sayin' roman coke...I thought it would be funny....

learn to NOT take shit so seriously...douche..