FML : Today, after having diarrhoea all week, my girlfriend dragged me to London. Expecting to not be able to find a toilet, I decided to fast for the day. We...

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Today, after having diarrhoea all week, my girlfriend dragged me to London. Expecting to not be able to find a toilet, I decided to fast for the day. We spent 3 hours wandering the food stalls of Camden market with her friends. So many free samples I had to refuse… FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By superdrinkingbud - / Friday 23 June 2017 01:00 / United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7474978 - Friday 23 June 2017 05:38

At least you can get away with spelling "diarrhea" with a silent "o." You should have run away. Sounds like a situation that requires a devilishly clever adjective. I just can't think of one.

By chyiochan | 23

#7474969 - Friday 23 June 2017 04:29

Gotta prep that gut with a Pepto chewable between every stall!

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By tj4234 | 35

#7474957 - Friday 23 June 2017 02:29

There are toilets everywhere down there. There are public and private ones (by private I mean bars, restaurants, etc).

By chyiochan | 23

#7474969 - Friday 23 June 2017 04:29

Gotta prep that gut with a Pepto chewable between every stall!

By RichardPencil | 22

#7474978 - Friday 23 June 2017 05:38

At least you can get away with spelling "diarrhea" with a silent "o." You should have run away. Sounds like a situation that requires a devilishly clever adjective. I just can't think of one.

By species4872 | 19

#7474983 - Friday 23 June 2017 06:35

Poor thing.

By Kurliez408 | 29

#7475419 - Saturday 24 June 2017 10:36

I've been at Camden. That sucks OP, hope you get a makeup trip!

By dcharold | 6

#7476176 - Monday 26 June 2017 11:20

Really? London is full of toilets. You can barely move for fast food places with toilets, plus public ones (at Camden Town Hall for example), pubs, train stations etc. Also: Imodium dude!