Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 21:57 - Argentina

Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring it was just sitting there with my mouth open for ages while the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with my father. FML

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By Jemm_fml | 29

#5765997 - Sunday 24 November 2013 2:52

My jaw dropped at that statement but not for your mother's reasons.

By swick25 | 22

#5766004 - Sunday 24 November 2013 2:53

wow things you NEVER want to hear about your parents

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By Jemm_fml | 29

#5765997 - Sunday 24 November 2013 2:52

My jaw dropped at that statement but not for your mother's reasons.

cruel_fate | 10

#5766046 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:06

My mouth dropped at the statement....TMI to know. FYL OP

Ambient25 | 24

#5766048 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:10

Shut up and take my money!

ebonyirony | 29

#5766260 - Sunday 24 November 2013 6:44

You're not doing it right.

By swick25 | 22

#5766004 - Sunday 24 November 2013 2:53

wow things you NEVER want to hear about your parents

By jrshap12 | 10

#5766005 - Sunday 24 November 2013 2:54

That sucks d**k

Pwn17 | 25

#5766053 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:12

I couldn't tell what the word you censored is. Is it duck?

Ambient25 | 24

#5766057 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:13

I think it's "dark"

NotAddictive | 6

#5766069 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:19

No guys, I'm pretty sure its "dunk"

Ambient25 | 24

#5766071 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:21

you sure? Because it could be "dork".

Amama_fml | 30

#5766074 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:23

I'm pretty sure he meant dusk.

NotAddictive | 6

#5766080 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:31

He could have been refering to his new deck

Ambient25 | 24

#5766084 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:33

Or maybe it was "dock"

ZomBgal | 12

#5766102 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:47

my bet is on "desk."

Ambient25 | 24

#5766104 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:49

Hmmm "disk" is possible

SHAMUS_the_WITTY | 18

#5766143 - Sunday 24 November 2013 4:19

Dirk?

Ambient25 | 24

#5766157 - Sunday 24 November 2013 4:30

Hmm maybe his towel was "dank"

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#5766263 - Sunday 24 November 2013 6:46

DICK!! DICK! FOR GODS SAKE SMARTASSES!

swick25 | 22

#5766270 - Sunday 24 November 2013 6:50

could be Dink?!?!?

Ambient25 | 24

#5766275 - Sunday 24 November 2013 6:53

Who let #60 on the computer??

mif_fml | 27

#5766283 - Sunday 24 November 2013 7:09

I did. #60 needed to search for his lost sense of humor.

What a donk.

By omgbrainZ_fml | 24

#5766006 - Sunday 24 November 2013 2:54

I had to wait 3 hours to get my braces on. Now another 3 hours to take them off

onlychildFTW | 33

#5766086 - Sunday 24 November 2013 3:33

Uh, okay?

LiterOfCola | 16

#5766231 - Sunday 24 November 2013 5:44

#4 I think the reason it took so long is that you don't have teeth

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#5766264 - Sunday 24 November 2013 6:47

but he does 52..

kyu_Q | 19

#5766354 - Sunday 24 November 2013 10:02

seriously what is wrong with you 61?

omgbrainZ_fml | 24

#5766528 - Sunday 24 November 2013 15:07

Actually I do. If I wouldn't have teeth I couldn't even gave braces... If you're gonna insult someone, at least have a solid insult

omgbrainZ_fml | 24

#5766531 - Sunday 24 November 2013 15:08

I made a typo. Instead of gave, I meant have gotten

CaiDog | 20

#5766710 - Sunday 24 November 2013 18:31

79, it was a joke, calm down. and 61, maybe you should take the week off from fml.

By jdeezy01 | 13

#5766010 - Sunday 24 November 2013 2:55

That has to be one of the worst mental images.

KatieMajestic | 17

#5766241 - Sunday 24 November 2013 6:04

Unseeable

fucMyLifeSoHard | 18

#5766999 - Sunday 24 November 2013 23:33

5- Once I was looking for something in my parent's closet and found the "Ultimate Sex Book." Imagine that mental image.

By Ambient25 | 24

#5766011 - Sunday 24 November 2013 2:56

Your mom really needs to tell your dad that. There's nothing worse than boredom during sex.

But yeah, definitely not what you want to hear from your parents...

swick25 | 22

#5766274 - Sunday 24 November 2013 6:53

have to agree that there is nothing worse then boring sex. so glad my girlfriend and I have an amazing sex life. never a dull moment, NEVER!!! ;)

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5766291 - Sunday 24 November 2013 7:25

Congratulations, 63! I know my sex is awfully boring. They just stare at me with blank eyes wondering when it's finally going to end. I on the other hand put entirely too much effort into it and look like I'm trying to solve a riddle! What's fast, fun, and full of cum? Certainly not me! I'm slow, brash, and I may let you stick a finger in my ass! Hah! Rhymes..