My mouth dropped at the statement....TMI to know. FYL OP

Shut up and take my money!

You're not doing it right.

I couldn't tell what the word you censored is. Is it duck?

I think it's "dark"

No guys, I'm pretty sure its "dunk"

you sure? Because it could be "dork".

I'm pretty sure he meant dusk.

He could have been refering to his new deck

Or maybe it was "dock"

my bet is on "desk."

Hmmm "disk" is possible

Dirk?

Hmm maybe his towel was "dank"

DICK!! DICK! FOR GODS SAKE SMARTASSES!

could be Dink?!?!?

Who let #60 on the computer??

I did. #60 needed to search for his lost sense of humor. What a donk.

Uh, okay?

#4 I think the reason it took so long is that you don't have teeth

but he does 52..

seriously what is wrong with you 61?

Actually I do. If I wouldn't have teeth I couldn't even gave braces... If you're gonna insult someone, at least have a solid insult

I made a typo. Instead of gave, I meant have gotten

79, it was a joke, calm down. and 61, maybe you should take the week off from fml.

Unseeable

5- Once I was looking for something in my parent's closet and found the "Ultimate Sex Book." Imagine that mental image.

have to agree that there is nothing worse then boring sex. so glad my girlfriend and I have an amazing sex life. never a dull moment, NEVER!!! ;)

Congratulations, 63! I know my sex is awfully boring. They just stare at me with blank eyes wondering when it's finally going to end. I on the other hand put entirely too much effort into it and look like I'm trying to solve a riddle! What's fast, fun, and full of cum? Certainly not me! I'm slow, brash, and I may let you stick a finger in my ass! Hah! Rhymes..

You mean she wants her son to convey the message to dad? that's funny

What does that have to do with anything?

who even says shit like that, you're an idiot

7- Why? because mom got bored sucking dick?