FML : Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. 20 minutes till I was able to clock out some kid pukes all over herself in the playground....

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. 20 minutes till I was able to clock out some kid pukes all over herself in the playground. FML

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By "fraz206" / Monday 18 March 2019 16:00 /

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By melisssa87 | 30

#7782802 - Monday 18 March 2019 16:18

Put her jacket and coat on and let it be a surprise for the parents

By bloopaloop | 15

#7782839 - Monday 18 March 2019 19:26

Wash your hands! Or you might get cooties.

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By melisssa87 | 30

#7782802 - Monday 18 March 2019 16:18

Put her jacket and coat on and let it be a surprise for the parents

By bloopaloop | 15

#7782839 - Monday 18 March 2019 19:26

Wash your hands! Or you might get cooties.

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