By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 14:58 - Canada

Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML
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You have apparently have a clear mind when you are drunk? Dude don't feel bad, that is like a superpower!

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*slaps* :) hows that?

FIRST 11!11!111!ONE111!!1!11 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER BEEN FIRST!!11!!11!1 I WoUlD LikE 2 tHx MyzZZZ cATT11111!!!1!!1!ONE!!!!11!

*slaps him* start a slap chain :P

Praise the messiah!!! You must be Barack Obama.

*slap* for saying Barack is the messiah _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

*slap* slaped for saying he isn't.

*backhand for saying any regular human being is the "messiah", especially Barack*

Bitchslap for not saying Jesus Christ is the messiah.

*pimpslap* for confusing Jesus with Barack ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Dickslap for saying Barack Obama is any normal person. He's black! Uh, I mean, he's president!

All this slapping, especially the dickslap, is getting hot.

lmaooooo i enjoyed reading this chain of comments - they were better than the FML :)

backhand slap and cane slap* Yo bitch I did not let you off the leash!

Op the girl was right. Your sober fml was out done by the slap chain.

*Falcon slap!*

*pimpslap* for not understanding how someone could confuse Barack for Jesus. They all look alike, anyway... *runs away*

How about you bow down to my middle finger?

haha. wait, how is that bad?

he got burned?

Rofl, FYL. She can't say how you are by just reading some texts.

Be more exciting...?

Apply Luke warm water to the burned area

and you should tell her.. "i'd love 2 see how fun you are sober(;"

true story

YDI for being a virgin

HAHAHAHHA i agree

*yawn* Sorry, OP, you're so boring that I fell asleep reading this.

You have apparently have a clear mind when you are drunk? Dude don't feel bad, that is like a superpower!

Yeah really. "Today, I found out I'm not an idiot when I'm drunk. FML."