Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML
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CaptainPickles72
| 18
I would've asked for a raise first.
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AntoshaChekhonte
| 6
Um, I hope you went to help. I'm no fan of blood, asses, or bosses, but it's really some human decency. Fuck your life and all, but fuck her life even more. How humiliated do you think she was that she had to call you for help?
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CaptainPickles72
| 18
I would've asked for a raise first.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
anal will usually do that.
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Rachel_Vikram
| 0
win
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aquariusangel420
| 0
eww
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milakitty21
| 0
she must have taken it pretty hard the night before ;)
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flammenhund
| 4
Maybe she did? Or maybe rectal cancer!! D:
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Iskaria
| 0
74 - usually? Na uh
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Calyx_fml
| 21
Dant as for a raise, demand one.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
dant as, a derp a derp for 1
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atthegates
| 0
hahaha zing
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Todayi
| 0
bam!
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hellokimmiee
| 5
lmao!
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jbluebird923
| 0
That is extremely upsetting...
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Hanimon
| 0
Omg she must have been so embarrassed, FHL
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chrstygrl06
| 10
You did something nice. I'm sure she really appreciated it. Think about if you needed help. Would you want someone to complain or be sympathetic?
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LolFYLS
| 0
when ever I read your comments I do it in the cookie monster voice
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chrstygrl06
| 10
Hahaha that's hilarious! Me love cookies:)
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FallonFerSure
| 6
For some reason, I always read them in Yoda's voice haha
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oxAshleAxo
| 8
hahaha! I did that too.
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AntoshaChekhonte
| 6
Um, I hope you went to help. I'm no fan of blood, asses, or bosses, but it's really some human decency. Fuck your life and all, but fuck her life even more. How humiliated do you think she was that she had to call you for help?
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Meowchie
| 5
Agreed 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000%. Seriously. FHL more. Like the above poster, I really hope you went to help her.
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Bobissmall
| 13
Yup #10 definitively a bigger FML for the boss.
Still OP should look on the bright side, her boss may feel that she owes OP some kind of debt, and now probably can see it's important for another woman to be in the work place, together meaning that OP is less likely to be let go if the company needs to make cut backs etc.
Still OP should look on the bright side, her boss may feel that she owes OP some kind of debt, and now probably can see it's important for another woman to be in the work place, together meaning that OP is less likely to be let go if the company needs to make cut backs etc.
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sherivengeance
| 3
plus it's probably cancer!!! how much would that suck?!
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pablothepenguin
| 2
Now that's what I call a bloody situation!
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Zmeilerr
| 22
Don't quit your day job.
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Thabb
| 0
Fail
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MuchDance90s
| 0
now that's what I call a situation in which one party is bleeding from the anus!
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Yah_Imma_Gamer
| 0
Snooki??? Is that you?
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml
| 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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taytay6510
| 6
Ew...
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dandawg69
| 0
Hahahahaha
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KarmaBotch
| 0
A bloody victory is a very big victory at all... it kinda hurts..
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LolFYLS
| 0
dont knock it till you try it. best time is when that time comes every month.
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a563
| 3
mmmmm now that's BLOODY sexy!!
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klx125cross
| 9
Ur an asshole
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Stupidpeopleanno
| 5
#7, really? REALLY? A bloody situation?
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Stupidpeopleanno
| 5
#7, really? REALLY? A bloody situation?