FML : Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding...

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Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 28 February 2011 18:29 / United Kingdom

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By CaptainPickles72 | 18

#2134270 - Monday 28 February 2011 10:08

I would've asked for a raise first.

By AntoshaChekhonte | 6

#2134286 - Monday 28 February 2011 10:16

Um, I hope you went to help. I'm no fan of blood, asses, or bosses, but it's really some human decency. Fuck your life and all, but fuck her life even more. How humiliated do you think she was that she had to call you for help?

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By CaptainPickles72 | 18

#2134270 - Monday 28 February 2011 10:08

I would've asked for a raise first.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2134851 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 02:24

anal will usually do that.

Rachel_Vikram | 0

#2134939 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 02:54

win

aquariusangel420 | 0

#2135078 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 03:41

eww

milakitty21 | 0

#2135713 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 08:44

she must have taken it pretty hard the night before ;)

flammenhund | 4

#2136116 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 11:25

Maybe she did? Or maybe rectal cancer!! D:

Iskaria | 0

#2137956 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 09:31

74 - usually? Na uh

By Calyx_fml | 21

#2134272 - Monday 28 February 2011 10:09

Dant as for a raise, demand one.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2134853 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 02:25

dant as, a derp a derp for 1

atthegates | 0

#2135228 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 04:36

hahaha zing

Todayi | 0

#2136156 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 11:53

bam!

By hellokimmiee | 5

#2134276 - Monday 28 February 2011 10:11

lmao!

By jbluebird923 | 0

#2134283 - Monday 28 February 2011 10:11

That is extremely upsetting...

Hanimon | 0

#2134537 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 12:17

Omg she must have been so embarrassed, FHL

By chrstygrl06 | 10

#2134284 - Monday 28 February 2011 10:12

You did something nice. I'm sure she really appreciated it. Think about if you needed help. Would you want someone to complain or be sympathetic?

LolFYLS | 0

#2135683 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 08:26

when ever I read your comments I do it in the cookie monster voice

chrstygrl06 | 10

#2136008 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 10:22

Hahaha that's hilarious! Me love cookies:)

FallonFerSure | 6

#2137552 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 06:25

For some reason, I always read them in Yoda's voice haha

oxAshleAxo | 8

#2140182 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:21

hahaha! I did that too.

By AntoshaChekhonte | 6

#2134286 - Monday 28 February 2011 10:16

Meowchie | 5

#2134472 - Monday 28 February 2011 11:53

Agreed 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000%. Seriously. FHL more. Like the above poster, I really hope you went to help her.

Bobissmall | 13

#2134695 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 01:12

Yup #10 definitively a bigger FML for the boss. Still OP should look on the bright side, her boss may feel that she owes OP some kind of debt, and now probably can see it's important for another woman to be in the work place, together meaning that OP is less likely to be let go if the company needs to make cut backs etc.