By nayahbear24 - 27/08/2014 22:52 - United States - Trenton

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said "Oops." and hung up. FML
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omgbrainZ_fml 24
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When she asks you to watch her place, do something like that and just say "oops", again.

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TrippingOnAcid 29
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I think I'm most curious about how the dog came to be pink

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omgbrainZ_fml 24
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When she asks you to watch her place, do something like that and just say "oops", again.

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BrickTamlandLamp 13
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Can I assume this story "started with a salad"

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badluckalex 23
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time for revenge

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teentee401 36
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Or just show up at her house, break something, say "oops" and then leave.

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Blake77_fml 19
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*replys to top comment to be seen* Its a jersey thing....

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Wow some people are just irresponsible. why couldnt she wait to do that shit in her own place when you came back. good luck op.

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Godsofdracos 15
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Duh, she has to clean it up if she does it at her house.

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Brandi_Faith 33
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Seriously, that's just disrespectful and disgusting! Used condoms everywhere, gross! I would be furious with her.

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thebeafisreal 4
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...and that was the last time I ever heard from her.

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TrippingOnAcid 29
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I think I'm most curious about how the dog came to be pink

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miggles 16
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METH It makes you do things..

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euphoricness 28
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She took it to the dog groomer and then Raven's knitted bracelet fell in the bathtub!

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MidnaLink 33
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And that OP's dog turned out to be a prize winning champion.

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jajajanie 13
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Ugh... that is SO Raven

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elcee1987 18
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Really? A That's So Raven reference? That show was nowhere near iconic (or good) enough to be referenced in public.

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ThunderLightTSV 31
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Tesco products

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weveallbeenthere 30
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hopefully she was just playing a prank on you. otherwise she is a filthy slob. you don't leave your empties laying around. why is the dog pink, did she shave it. or dye it's fur. this needs a follow up.

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1two3four5six 23
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she most likely dyed it, like jeffree star

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whenitdidhappen 14
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or filthy "slut". given that OP found used condoms in the place

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MandyMeow_fml 18
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Now you have to pee on everything she loves. It's only fair.

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anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 12
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Put it all in a box, go over to her house when she isn't in and empty it onto her bed. That way she will have to clean it up at least once!

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Brandi_Faith 33
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I agree with 7, dump it all at her place so she still has to deal with it.

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soldier084 11
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see, what happened was....

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Mynamewontfi 40
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I hope you made her clean up the mess she left behind, I wouldn't let her get away with it. And poor dog.

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Brandi_Faith 33
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I also worry about the dog. If the sister was drunk and partying the whole time, which it sounds like she was, did she even feed the dog or let it out to go to the bathroom? I hope she's didn't give him alcohol or do anything worse than dying his hair! Poor thing.

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TheCrispyCat 20
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"my dog was pink" Well this can't be good.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Understatement of the year candidate right here folks!

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