FML : Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat...

13

See the top FMLs

Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat push it off the table. I then yelled at her, which scared her so much she pissed on the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sally - / Friday 24 August 2018 22:00 /

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By CharlesEmersonW | 31

#7682162 - Friday 24 August 2018 22:50

in your cat's defence, it must have been shocked to have her pet human scream at her :))

By greenhound190 | 17

#7682206 - Saturday 25 August 2018 0:28

Cats are aweful

Comments

By weaboo | 8

#7682158 - Friday 24 August 2018 22:33

YDI for yelling at a cat

By CharlesEmersonW | 31

#7682162 - Friday 24 August 2018 22:50

in your cat's defence, it must have been shocked to have her pet human scream at her :))

By Akitakat | 27

#7682169 - Friday 24 August 2018 23:01

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

By ViviMage | 36

#7682178 - Friday 24 August 2018 23:15

Time to oxyclean the carpet, the tablecloth, and your cat! I hope you like white cats!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7682188 - Friday 24 August 2018 23:55

Break time is over. Back to work!!!

By greenhound190 | 17

#7682206 - Saturday 25 August 2018 0:28

Cats are aweful

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7682207 - Saturday 25 August 2018 0:31

Must have been red wine. It doesn't pair well with fish.

By hfnsjsnsjzns | 13

#7682256 - Saturday 25 August 2018 6:26

Ive been holding my laugh while watching your FML..

By Mungolikecandy | 15

#7682276 - Saturday 25 August 2018 8:24

On the bright side the carpet was a mess already with spilt wine.

By donb23 | 22

#7682328 - Saturday 25 August 2018 9:22

“Funny story about those two stains on the carpet....”

Similar

Today, while taking out a jar of mayonnaise, it slipped from my hand, landing on its lid, exploding, and covering both of my dogs from head to tail in...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I learned that not only do wood ticks have a habit of dropping off of branches onto you as you walk under them, they also like to hang out in groups...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I found my brother sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked why, he told me Melanie was dead. Thinking he was talking about his girlfriend, I offered...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday,...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

Loading data…

Today, we left the cat alone all day for the first time in months, and came back home 11.5 hours later to three enormous puddles of vomit. We then spent...

Today, I accidentally opened my dad's sex tape. For the second time. FML

See all the World FMLs

See all FML photos