FML : Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat...

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Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat push it off the table. I then yelled at her, which scared her so much she pissed on the carpet. FML

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By Sally - / Friday 24 August 2018 22:00 /

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By CharlesEmersonW | 31

#7682162 - Friday 24 August 2018 22:50

in your cat's defence, it must have been shocked to have her pet human scream at her :))

By greenhound190 | 17

#7682206 - Saturday 25 August 2018 0:28

Cats are aweful

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By weaboo | 12

#7682158 - Friday 24 August 2018 22:33

YDI for yelling at a cat

By CharlesEmersonW | 31

#7682162 - Friday 24 August 2018 22:50

in your cat's defence, it must have been shocked to have her pet human scream at her :))

By Akitakat | 30

#7682169 - Friday 24 August 2018 23:01

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

By ViviMage | 38

#7682178 - Friday 24 August 2018 23:15

Time to oxyclean the carpet, the tablecloth, and your cat! I hope you like white cats!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7682188 - Friday 24 August 2018 23:55

Break time is over. Back to work!!!

By greenhound190 | 17

#7682206 - Saturday 25 August 2018 0:28

Cats are aweful

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7682207 - Saturday 25 August 2018 0:31

Must have been red wine. It doesn't pair well with fish.

By hfnsjsnsjzns | 13

#7682256 - Saturday 25 August 2018 6:26

Ive been holding my laugh while watching your FML..

By Mungolikecandy | 17

#7682276 - Saturday 25 August 2018 8:24

On the bright side the carpet was a mess already with spilt wine.

By donb23 | 23

#7682328 - Saturday 25 August 2018 9:22

“Funny story about those two stains on the carpet....”

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