Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
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heartbrakej
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well that was nice of them to apologize
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Crlnprz
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Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.
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therob10
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threesome?
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heartbrakej
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well that was nice of them to apologize
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eminemchick
| 19
shouldve joined them instead of bein a downer and going on fml.xD
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CattyPurry
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atleast they didn't wake you up at Twilight, or when it was Breaking Dawn, or even on a New Moon. :)
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theaws0m3guy
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How'd you wake up if you were kept awake all night?
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ChickenInMyKitch
| 4
Can we all just thumb 18 down for the Twilight references....
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iLOLatURpain69
| 7
OP - U and me gonna find 3 more chickadees and have a menage like Nicki!
Thatll show em!
Thatll show em!
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eminemchick
| 19
18, actually, they did wake op up at breaking dawn, reread the fml
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2ndSucks
| 15
40- if she's referencing twilight, she may not understand the whole 'crack of dawn' concept.
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eminemchick
| 19
ik, just pointing it out:P
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WellThatSucksMaj
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Solid manners!!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
37 or brag
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steveakafranxy
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Stupid tiny-ass iPhone screen, accidentally thumbed 18 up
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ChickenLegs937
| 6
At least they apologized
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jonn090
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It's too late to apologizeeee itsss toooooo lateeeeee * eh ehh eh *
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eminemchick
| 19
i always thought that song went "its too late to call the guys"! this changes my entire schedule-.-
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Crlnprz
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Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.
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properbostonian
| 5
How were they? Did she say anything hot?
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supimnyancat
| 9
When I'm home alone I curl up in a corner and pretend to be a carrot.
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eminemchick
| 19
what is this i dont even
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MrPositive
| 0
Glad to know I'm not the only one
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Noob30
| 0
Hey Alan! Sometimes I like to curl up in a big ball, and pretend I'm a hush puppy! :D
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flockz
| 19
whenever i invite friends over, i hang upside down from a ceiling fan and pretend im a piece of seaweed in the ocean. haha no i lied. i dont have any friends.
(screams) "MOM YES I WANT SOME MORE PIZZA ROLLS!!"
(screams) "MOM YES I WANT SOME MORE PIZZA ROLLS!!"
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xXSKYLARXx
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When did ppl get nice
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jonn090
| 13
Your pretttyyyy
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Noob30
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Ever since they grew up outside America.
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itsgen
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I thumbed her dwn
I can't hear music while trying to sleep
lol ur pic goes with ur comment :)
I can't hear music while trying to sleep
lol ur pic goes with ur comment :)
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xXSKYLARXx
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?
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jonn090
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Youurrrr pretttyyyy
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THT_WUT_SHE_SAID
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I agree with 81. :)
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Glitterhinoceros
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Keep them up and see how they like it
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Stealthed
| 8
Wait until they fall asleep and then do the old warm water hand trick. Enjoy the morning awkwardness when you ask them "How'd you sleep?"
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rockandrolla_fml
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Walk into their room naked and crawl into the bed and ask "who wants first reach around?"
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yarani
| 26
They just wanted to brag....
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genesisnirvana
| 11
Free audio porn.Embrace their loving OP.
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xXSKYLARXx
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Lol crack of dawn XD
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jonn090
| 13
We should sooo hook up