By 2for1 - 28/03/2019 00:00 - Norway - Sandefjord

Today, after being constipated for four days post-surgery, I have gotten diarrhea. It doesn't actually help getting the hard plug out, but it has found slow passages around it, so I’m still left to my own devices. This is not the kind of gold I’d like to be digging for. FML
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Make like a mathematician and work it out with a pencil.

I recommend getting that checked out.

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Make like a mathematician and work it out with a pencil.

I don’t think Richard Pencil would appreciate that comment!

You got that right! WTF?!?!?

I recommend getting that checked out.

Susan Yee 9

Had something similar after I gave birth. I googled around. Apply lube on the opening and then push as hard as you can. Took almost 30 mins, super hurt/sore like hell after, but got that hard bugger out. LOL

Serious though, enema kit will make it way less painful for you.

Is that some kind of Norwegian idiom? Do you refer to a hardened turd as a “kid of gold?” No wonder the movie “The Golden Child” did so poorly in Norway!

I feel like there's a perfect comment for this situation

"That's not a shitty enough situation."

Honey, just buy an enema kit. Lay on the floor, rub your tummy for about 5 min, and go. Good luck.