By oldlady - 08/11/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML
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Same thing different taste

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...trapped in the body of a 50 year old cougar.

On the bright side you skipped mimicing menstruation.


...trapped in the body of a 50 year old cougar.

Ajjas013 6

There is also such thing as male breast cancer. But it's rare and so is your condition... Probably.

ryguy997 0

stay away from licorice an #7 recycleable bottles since both contain estrogen.

57 a lot of stuff does, the natural male body has estrogen even, just as females naturally has testosterone

On the bright side you skipped mimicing menstruation.

dudeitsdanny 9

No, that was before FML was even around. "Today, blood came out of my penis. It's not an infection of any sort. I have ovaries and a period. FML."

r u sure your a male? have you checked if there's junk in your pants? and r u sure you wernt lied to as a child about your age?

what? lied about his age? also english please.

dudeitsdanny 9

Yeah, lied to about his age. As in, he's really 50. And possibly a woman. OP:Were you in a comatose state for a longgggggggg time?

bosshaug 0

Ahh, finally stopping that monthy ritual females call menstration? Good move

I smell a hilarious sitcom in the making...

before everyone starts screaming about how insensitive it is in one way or another, at least.