...trapped in the body of a 50 year old cougar.

hahaha.

There is also such thing as male breast cancer. But it's rare and so is your condition... Probably.

LMFAO

stay away from licorice an #7 recycleable bottles since both contain estrogen.

57 a lot of stuff does, the natural male body has estrogen even, just as females naturally has testosterone

lol word

lmao

lmfao, f4il.

Just like your comment.

hahaha agreed!

On the bright side you skipped mimicing menstruation.

That's always a positive! ;D

No, that was before FML was even around. "Today, blood came out of my penis. It's not an infection of any sort. I have ovaries and a period. FML."

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what? lied about his age? also english please.

Yeah, lied to about his age. As in, he's really 50. And possibly a woman. OP:Were you in a comatose state for a longgggggggg time?

Ahh, finally stopping that monthy ritual females call menstration? Good move

I smell a hilarious sitcom in the making...

before everyone starts screaming about how insensitive it is in one way or another, at least.

"I'm a 17 year old guy" Yeah right buddy.

epic.