FML : Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects...

Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By oldlady - / Sunday 8 November 2009 00:38 / United States

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#660475 - Sunday 8 November 2009 9:35

...trapped in the body of a 50 year old cougar.

By Ninjaface | 0

#660497 - Sunday 8 November 2009 9:56

On the bright side you skipped mimicing menstruation.

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#660475 - Sunday 8 November 2009 9:35

...trapped in the body of a 50 year old cougar.

nabzilla | 0

#660547 - Sunday 8 November 2009 11:02

hahaha.

Ajjas013 | 6

#660751 - Sunday 8 November 2009 15:53

There is also such thing as male breast cancer. But it's rare and so is your condition... Probably.

Bran_Dizzle_ | 0

#665109 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:43

LMFAO

ryguy997 | 0

#936658 - Thursday 11 March 2010 19:35

stay away from licorice an #7 recycleable bottles since both contain estrogen.

zach205 | 24

#6075235 - Saturday 27 September 2014 14:02

57 a lot of stuff does, the natural male body has estrogen even, just as females naturally has testosterone

By Blaid_fml | 0

#660487 - Sunday 8 November 2009 9:44

lol word

By KWifey305 | 0

#660493 - Sunday 8 November 2009 9:50

lmao

By brndnftwiiin | 3

#660495 - Sunday 8 November 2009 9:53

lmfao, f4il.

xCrackerx | 3

#660504 - Sunday 8 November 2009 10:02

Just like your comment.

nabzilla | 0

#660549 - Sunday 8 November 2009 11:03

hahaha agreed!

By Ninjaface | 0

#660497 - Sunday 8 November 2009 9:56

On the bright side you skipped mimicing menstruation.

Aha09 | 1

#660707 - Sunday 8 November 2009 14:58

That's always a positive! ;D

dudeitsdanny | 9

#661490 - Monday 9 November 2009 1:44

No, that was before FML was even around.
"Today, blood came out of my penis. It's not an infection of any sort. I have ovaries and a period. FML."

By Fluffy_homan | 0

#660499 - Sunday 8 November 2009 9:57

r u sure your a male? have you checked if there's junk in your pants? and r u sure you wernt lied to as a child about your age?

ShadyJeff | 0

#660985 - Sunday 8 November 2009 19:19

what? lied about his age?

also english please.

dudeitsdanny | 9

#661492 - Monday 9 November 2009 1:46

Yeah, lied to about his age.
As in, he's really 50.
And possibly a woman.

OP:Were you in a comatose state for a longgggggggg time?

By bosshaug | 0

#660513 - Sunday 8 November 2009 10:12

Ahh, finally stopping that monthy ritual females call menstration?
Good move

By Peroxide | 3

#660514 - Sunday 8 November 2009 10:14

I smell a hilarious sitcom in the making...

isantorin | 0

#660538 - Sunday 8 November 2009 10:48

before everyone starts screaming about how insensitive it is in one way or another, at least.

By fuckyoufuckers | 0

#660580 - Sunday 8 November 2009 11:44

"I'm a 17 year old guy"
Yeah right buddy.

By stupiddumbblonde | 0

#660597 - Sunday 8 November 2009 12:07

epic.

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