By maninpain - 10/10/2011 19:44 - Kenya

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
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That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML


That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

At least it wasn't blood, that woulda been more awkward...

I hope you just walked out. Nothing in the store could have helped you recover from that. I feel your pain bro. :[

And she assumed condoms and her number right?

Guys are on a roll today getting things wet that aren't girls.

Girls rules Boys drool... (cmon we were all thinkin it)

I bet she enCOUNTERs that all the time. Heh. Heh. I'll just shut up now...

Ready! Aim! FIRE!

Nah , I really wasn't ... @ 34

Doesnt mean you gotta point it out... A waste of time. Btw people have been saying that forever and i hear it all the time so it kinda makes me wonder if you even have heard of friends and joking around... Musta been ages as you quote

I used to hear it all the time when I was 10..

62, that is an interesting pic of Justin Bieber. The panties are a nice touch.

66, 10 yr olds aren't allowed on this

Doesn't have to be the end of the world. Wipe it up; look sad, tell her you just had root canal (she'll certainly believe you now), tell her you need painkillers, and someone to take care of you while you recover.

^ you've got the right idea : )

Thank you slick.

#37- Its girls RULE and boys drule.

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

Today, a cute guy came up to the counter where I work. When I asked what he needed, he spit all over me. I guess that's how much he didn't like me. FML

If he spit on your face then shouldn't u be wiping it of your face instead of the counter

Haha he was just showing he spit haha jk. I would say something corny as hell like u leave me breathless oh and say sorry

It's always a cute girl...

I'm sorry:( I gues there's really nothing you can do about that though. Sometimes that happens with braces, lol.

I think this should be on too awkward not fml

yeah and then ur tounge rolled out

I've never had that with braces...

i was talkin to op, his tounge rolled out and he was breathing hard

#3 is a trip. Is it a pyramid or is it forever?

77- it's a computer with multiple windows up to make seem like a illusion

Firs impression... You failed

OP, spitters are quitters. Swallow up.

That's nothing compared to what I deal with on a day-to-day basis at the pharmacy I work at. Don't feel too bad.

What do you deal with? SPILL THE BEANS.

"Now this plan b stuff, so do I just jam it up there or what? I was just gonna push her down the stairs like last time"

Since you brought up plan B, I had a guy around my age come to buy some. We only carry one brand and it's around $55. He says, "Oh, you guys don't have the generic? The last two times we had to buy it, we went to Walgreens and they had a cheaper one." SERIOUSLY? Try plan A: birth control.

Maybe she'll take it as a compliment.

Did you at least get your medicine?

cockblocked by drooling. Irony anyone?

That is pretty embarrassing.. man