Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'....

By joolsie - 28/2/2010 02:03 - United Kingdom

Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six years. FML

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By dman4412 | 0

#899903 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:08

why did I have to read this right before I go to bed...

By PsychoMerk | 0

#899947 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:14

It's ok OP, I have an irrational phobia of owls... yet my favorite place to eat is Hooters... the irony makes me ashamed of myself :(

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By cookie08_fml | 0

#899902 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:08

not an fml

Numino | 0

#902437 - Monday 1 March 2010 3:10

True Fact: No matter where you are, you are never more then 6 feet away from a spider

beiberlookalike1 | 0

#902806 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:08

rely? that's a scary fact

jpest17 | 5

#918042 - Saturday 6 March 2010 3:48

only when it's fear of gays is it their fault???

rds029 | 0

#993543 - Friday 14 May 2010 16:27

I thought it was 3 feet

qwillis98 | 20

#4692132 - Sunday 15 July 2012 23:51

What if im in an empty 7x7 room and everything is white and the room is 10 feet tall and i see no spiders what then?

shitidied | 17

#6351908 - Thursday 16 July 2015 5:02

white spiders. saw one once

By dman4412 | 0

#899903 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:08

why did I have to read this right before I go to bed...

thor89 | 0

#899957 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:16

You are Fake and Gay

Keep on Trolling

tookietookie123 | 5

#900070 - Sunday 28 February 2010 10:04

Ditto

RustyGuns | 0

#900072 - Sunday 28 February 2010 10:05

Thritto

tookietookie123 | 5

#900073 - Sunday 28 February 2010 10:06

Ohh and it's been said you are ALWAYS within 3-5 feet of a spider!!!

BlkNRedSkull | 0

#900133 - Sunday 28 February 2010 10:43

now i feel them...

0671241409 | 0

#900348 - Sunday 28 February 2010 13:25

also in your lifetime your will swallow around 8 spiders in your sleep because they sometime crawl into your mouth. just thought the op might like to know that :D

Blue_Coconuts | 7

#900369 - Sunday 28 February 2010 13:45

Google trapdoor spider. :D

jason2468 | 0

#900463 - Sunday 28 February 2010 14:56

how is this an fml it's just sayin that she looke. up spiders on google big woop

bishoprsv2 | 0

#900524 - Sunday 28 February 2010 15:34

Black widows are so poisonous, one bite can kill a man 8 times. Also, they are native to New York.

Bewitched_fml | 0

#900588 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:04

and don't forget the possibility that they can crawl in you ear, lay their eggs and then you not know it until baby spiders start crawling out from your ear...

ladida94 | 0

#900786 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:54

splendid.! and lmaooo thritto.!

MF12 | 0

#900789 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:55

Quadritto?

ladida94 | 0

#900796 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:56

and kill a man 8 times.?? lol he shoulda stayed dead tha first time lolzzz

dudeitsdanny | 9

#901371 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:23

Charmander!

...... We're naming pokemon, right?

Ditto and all...?

jasonsaied | 1

#902212 - Monday 1 March 2010 1:50

hahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha 104

P1xie | 0

#903254 - Monday 1 March 2010 6:23

great I read this before I went to bed .... thanks

Victoire_W | 0

#3444495 - Monday 17 October 2011 11:49

Omg

By n8equalsd | 0

#899904 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:08

so?

Allie614032 | 34

#7438733 - Friday 14 April 2017 9:39

As a fellow arachnophobe, I can assure you that this is not something I wanted to know :(((

By applebee_16 | 0

#899906 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:08

I have the same phobia. fml I have anxiety attacks if i see a spider near me... ugh

Foxy_On_Fire | 21

#900094 - Sunday 28 February 2010 10:17

I do to I stopped breathing and then cried for an hour from flashbacks.

neonokku | 0

#901459 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:53

metoo

Edwinadii | 4

#3492930 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 15:37

Rumor has it that you are always within three feet of a spider.

By ALRULES88 | 1

#899909 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:09

spiders are gross!!!! 6 YEARS!!!!!

By Back_In_Action | 18

#899918 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:10

Tragic.

By WhatANoob | 0

#899924 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:11

omfg guys I'm like...awsomernthen sll of u cuz I'm laikencommentorn7 lolololool

By PsychoMerk | 0

#899947 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:14

It's ok OP, I have an irrational phobia of owls... yet my favorite place to eat is Hooters... the irony makes me ashamed of myself :(

KASHMIR_fml | 0

#899989 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:23

hahahahahah good one

thecoolest | 0

#900395 - Sunday 28 February 2010 14:08

You shouldn't be afraid of Hooters. Judging from your profile pic that seems like a potential job opportunity.

tereshay | 0

#900939 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:45

oooooo

PsychoMerk | 0

#901165 - Sunday 28 February 2010 19:27

no... I seriously freak out Dx and thank you :) that made my day! :D

qwillis98 | 20

#4692139 - Sunday 15 July 2012 23:55

My dad was working as a cop and he was clearong an old drug barn when he opened a door a huge owl landed on his arm >:)

By chandlerthedog | 0

#899952 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:14

I didn't know they could live up to 6 years!!!

noobgang7 | 5

#900514 - Sunday 28 February 2010 15:30

I found out if you kill one it doesn't live for 6 years?!

akagron | 0

#901229 - Sunday 28 February 2010 19:58

They can live UP TO six years. So obviously, if you kill it, it won't live six years.

By f_your_life_09 | 0

#899953 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:15

ewwww I hate spiders.
well now u know not to ever google ur irrational fears again :D

inuyashagirl | 0

#903517 - Monday 1 March 2010 7:41

when there's a spider in my room, I'm always too squeemish to squash it so I trap it in a box and set it free. one time I forgot to set it free though and I found an old dried up spider a month later. XD hehe