Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six years. FML
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dman4412
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why did I have to read this right before I go to bed...
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PsychoMerk
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It's ok OP, I have an irrational phobia of owls... yet my favorite place to eat is Hooters... the irony makes me ashamed of myself :(
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cookie08_fml
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not an fml
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Numino
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True Fact: No matter where you are, you are never more then 6 feet away from a spider
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beiberlookalike1
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rely? that's a scary fact
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jpest17
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only when it's fear of gays is it their fault???
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rds029
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I thought it was 3 feet
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qwillis98
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What if im in an empty 7x7 room and everything is white and the room is 10 feet tall and i see no spiders what then?
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shitidied
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white spiders. saw one once
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dman4412
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why did I have to read this right before I go to bed...
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thor89
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You are Fake and Gay
Keep on Trolling
Keep on Trolling
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tookietookie123
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Ditto
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RustyGuns
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Thritto
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tookietookie123
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Ohh and it's been said you are ALWAYS within 3-5 feet of a spider!!!
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BlkNRedSkull
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now i feel them...
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0671241409
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also in your lifetime your will swallow around 8 spiders in your sleep because they sometime crawl into your mouth. just thought the op might like to know that :D
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Blue_Coconuts
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Google trapdoor spider. :D
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jason2468
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how is this an fml it's just sayin that she looke. up spiders on google big woop
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bishoprsv2
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Black widows are so poisonous, one bite can kill a man 8 times. Also, they are native to New York.
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Bewitched_fml
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and don't forget the possibility that they can crawl in you ear, lay their eggs and then you not know it until baby spiders start crawling out from your ear...
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ladida94
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splendid.! and lmaooo thritto.!
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MF12
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Quadritto?
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ladida94
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and kill a man 8 times.?? lol he shoulda stayed dead tha first time lolzzz
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dudeitsdanny
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Charmander!
...... We're naming pokemon, right?
Ditto and all...?
...... We're naming pokemon, right?
Ditto and all...?
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jasonsaied
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha 104
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P1xie
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great I read this before I went to bed .... thanks
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Victoire_W
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Omg
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n8equalsd
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so?
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Allie614032
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As a fellow arachnophobe, I can assure you that this is not something I wanted to know :(((
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applebee_16
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I have the same phobia. fml I have anxiety attacks if i see a spider near me... ugh
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Foxy_On_Fire
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I do to I stopped breathing and then cried for an hour from flashbacks.
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neonokku
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metoo
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Edwinadii
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Rumor has it that you are always within three feet of a spider.
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ALRULES88
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spiders are gross!!!! 6 YEARS!!!!!
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Back_In_Action
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Tragic.
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WhatANoob
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omfg guys I'm like...awsomernthen sll of u cuz I'm laikencommentorn7 lolololool
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PsychoMerk
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It's ok OP, I have an irrational phobia of owls... yet my favorite place to eat is Hooters... the irony makes me ashamed of myself :(
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KASHMIR_fml
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hahahahahah good one
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thecoolest
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You shouldn't be afraid of Hooters. Judging from your profile pic that seems like a potential job opportunity.
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tereshay
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oooooo
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PsychoMerk
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no... I seriously freak out Dx and thank you :) that made my day! :D
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qwillis98
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My dad was working as a cop and he was clearong an old drug barn when he opened a door a huge owl landed on his arm >:)
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chandlerthedog
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I didn't know they could live up to 6 years!!!
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noobgang7
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I found out if you kill one it doesn't live for 6 years?!
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akagron
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They can live UP TO six years. So obviously, if you kill it, it won't live six years.
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f_your_life_09
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ewwww I hate spiders.
well now u know not to ever google ur irrational fears again :D
well now u know not to ever google ur irrational fears again :D
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inuyashagirl
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when there's a spider in my room, I'm always too squeemish to squash it so I trap it in a box and set it free. one time I forgot to set it free though and I found an old dried up spider a month later. XD hehe