Miscellaneous: Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I...

By Anonymous - 23/05/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML

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Ouch!

By pickle - 20/09/2019 06:01

Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML

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By chelsea - 07/03/2011 22:23

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

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Hello little dude

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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Classic confusion

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 05:00

Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML

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Knackered

By morethanablondemoment - 28/08/2015 04:40 - United States - Redding

Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML

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Freak out

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML

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Crash92 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:09

Where have you been sticking your head?

TurtleGenius 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:10

Pour gasoline on your eyelashes and set it on fire; that should help. FYL indeed.

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hanamama 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:21

Uh... erm... I'm not sure I want to know the answer, but I'll second #3's question: where HAVE you been sticking that head of yours?!

narehs 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:22

Ohhh I meant no one. Sorry for the misspell

NGM_KID 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:24

#9, who is this Boone you speak of? lol OP- that sucks but at least you weren't one of those other retards that end up eating a bug :D

JYNXX21 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:24

fyi, goin down on ppl with chlamydia will eff up ure eyelashes. smh...

o_O_0_o 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:24

EWWW! gag me with a spoon dude, gross

lindzXcore 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:25

hopefully it didn't lay eggs.

NickAlert 1

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:27

@1 At first I thought you said "**** ****"

asxp10 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:30

To everyone who said it isn't an FML: Of course it is. Having a tick isn't an FML, getting if off of your eyelid with tweezers is. Imagine that. That sucks, FYL indeed.