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By abdominates - / Friday 23 October 2009 16:48 / Canada
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By  stone_light  |  6

@ #30, ya because when i go to the gym i wear my shorts with POCKETS which are so open then any form of running would make my expensive ipod and cell phone fall out of my POCKETS and break. i love having to carry around electronics which get covered in my sweat which is soooo good for them in my POCKETS. and in case you dont already know, many gyms have swimming pools. so i will just take my phone, ipod, and keys in my POCKETS and swim. maybe when i do sit-ups, hopefully that movement around my wasteline won't cause my electronics to fall out of my POCKETS leaving them out in the open. YAAAY POCKETS for solving all of my workout needs. and YAAAY gym lockers for being completely useless when i have my perfectly impractical POCKETS to use!! you are so fucking stupid

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  Reyo  |  6

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  Reyo  |  6

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  dumpweedx  |  6

I see what you're saying, but what are the chances someone would go to the trouble of actually CUTTING A LOCK rather than just slipping one hand in and out of a pocket? It's not a hard thing to do when someone is distracted. I think it was safer in his locker, and he just got unlucky...

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  AndelleRae  |  6

Well, yeah, but he was working out. He doesn't want a bunch of shit in his pockets while he's doing that. I could understand your logic if he just put his stuff in an unlocked locker and left it, but he locked it, and someone cut the lock off and stole his stuff. By your logic, it's like telling someone whose house has been burgled (love that word, by the way.) that it wouldn't have happened if they kept all of the stuff that had been stolen on them at all times.

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  tarheel22893  |  6

Reyo... what you just said makes me think that you probably haven't ever had a really hard workout. All that crap in your pockets gets really annoying and can decrease your mobility/scratch the crap out of your legs.

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  stone_light  |  6

@ #30, ya because when i go to the gym i wear my shorts with POCKETS which are so open then any form of running would make my expensive ipod and cell phone fall out of my POCKETS and break. i love having to carry around electronics which get covered in my sweat which is soooo good for them in my POCKETS. and in case you dont already know, many gyms have swimming pools. so i will just take my phone, ipod, and keys in my POCKETS and swim. maybe when i do sit-ups, hopefully that movement around my wasteline won't cause my electronics to fall out of my POCKETS leaving them out in the open. YAAAY POCKETS for solving all of my workout needs. and YAAAY gym lockers for being completely useless when i have my perfectly impractical POCKETS to use!! you are so fucking stupid

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  stone_light  |  6

i also love your "guess how many times I've had my stuff stolen... yeah...never had any of those things stolen since they were all in my POCKET." it reminded me of this hilarious video which said, "since i have never been murdered, i guess that makes me an expert on how not to get murdered" (replace "murdered" with "robbed" and that's basically what you're saying) youre just so incredibly stupid its unbelieveable

By  KingAfter  |  6

didn't see an FML wothy post like this in a long time. some are just ironic and funny, but not FML-ish. some aren't bad at all anyways. and some are really bad, but you can still think "life goes on" in your situation, it'll prolly be hard to say that, because you're gonna have to change your habits during the next time, so FYL oh and congrats at #10 I'm so glad he was the first :'D I never thought he'd make it... so it's just that much more of a surprise. so... congrats! :) and now shut up =D

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  perdix  |  14

When you pump your muscles a lot, they get engorged with blood and appear large, but they cannot deliver useful potency until they heal. This applies only to skeletal muscles.

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