FML : Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely...

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Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 3 November 2018 22:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7718365 - Saturday 3 November 2018 23:12

On the bright side, I’m sure you have a good tongue.

By fde2blknimout | 17

#7718430 - Sunday 4 November 2018 3:47

Heres your sign. You’re probably going to want to You Tube that.

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7718365 - Saturday 3 November 2018 23:12

On the bright side, I’m sure you have a good tongue.

By WHSKitty4ever | 23

#7718397 - Sunday 4 November 2018 0:29

That’s worse than the shower stall ceiling collapsing on my mom while she was taking it shower.

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7718418 - Sunday 4 November 2018 2:56

What the hell? No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

By fde2blknimout | 17

#7718429 - Sunday 4 November 2018 3:45

Pretend you are a dish and figure it out. Then sign my copy of the darwin awards.

By fde2blknimout | 17

#7718430 - Sunday 4 November 2018 3:47

Heres your sign. You’re probably going to want to You Tube that.

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chosha_fml | 25

#7719223 - Monday 5 November 2018 22:23

Why the sign? OP didn’t do anything stupid.

By TumblrweedPasses | 11

#7718771 - Monday 5 November 2018 0:17

Did something cause the ceiling to cave in or did it just come down without reason??
At least you got out of it without bad injury OP

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