Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming...

By nooooooooob - 5/10/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML

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By every1luvsboners | 11

#3391391 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:10

And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?

By genitalwartz69 | 0

#3391349 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:05

Fail

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By Adman567 | 9

#3391346 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:04

First comment :P

kari931 | 0

#3391354 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:05

Second

esme3101 | 0

#3391364 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:07

learn to count dickface

By genitalwartz69 | 0

#3391349 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:05

Fail

optimusprime0069 | 8

#3391404 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:11

Cant open a door? Theres an app for that.

esme3101 | 0

#3391423 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:13

ha, I did that too except I ended up kicking it down :/

nalia18 | 8

#3391463 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:17

Well now we know whos never gonna be a lock smith....

iamaleccarlson | 0

#3391544 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:32

Who wants be a locksmith?

alpaquette91 | 9

#3391562 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:35

Typing "fail" for the first comment is unacceptable. Next tine they being a bit more unique.

fanceh | 10

#3391572 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:37

Pfft, doors are overrated. People go through windows now.

Nosrebor | 8

#3391593 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:39

37- your engrish is slightly understandable... Just barely though.

ikickgingers | 15

#3391702 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 17:14

34 I cannot get over the Bieber hair...

alpaquette91 | 9

#3391891 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:14

Ugh you know, I typed this comment the first time, and it was lost. So I re typed it, but there was a delay so I couldn't go edit it. I'm usually very diligent when it comes to typing and fixing auto corrects.

cinderella10383 | 6

#3391921 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:26

Here's your sign

nixter5 | 18

#3392275 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 20:56

You "though" your roommate was being a douche? Am I the only one who caught that? Yes? Okay I'll shut up now.

By goingsolo211 | 8

#3391351 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:05

What a douche

By kareltje | 17

#3391357 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:06

Idiot. You're not blonde, by any chance?

BobsUrAunty | 2

#3391621 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:49

you don't shoot rainbows out your ass, by any chance? people don't have to be blonde to do these kinds of things, you stereotypical idiot.

icadragoon | 11

#3391871 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:03

Well said, I don't quite understand why people have to down blondes so much. Some people wreak their hair just to become blonde.

cinderella10383 | 6

#3391930 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:29

FeLol @ wreck their hair to be blonde what do you mean by wreck it? And it's fun to make fun of friends who are blonde my hubby is blonde and I always make fun of him and he makes fun of me by saying I must have been blonde in a previous life lol

13FTW | 9

#3392038 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 19:01

What the fuck is a "FeLol"?

Georgieeporgiee | 9

#3392182 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 19:55

Sounds like something I'd do...

tittymagic | 0

#3392999 - Thursday 6 October 2011 0:16

Actually BobsUrAuntie, I can shoot rainbows out my ass...

MeganCello | 8

#3393602 - Thursday 6 October 2011 2:31

I think they mean that people dye and bleach their hair blonde.

Enigmax2514 | 7

#3393806 - Thursday 6 October 2011 3:30

So 74 your stomach can't digest all those skittles? And 76 stfu you're just plain random and dumb this is the issue of stereotyping not how they dye their hair

cheshire2012 | 13

#3398873 - Friday 7 October 2011 2:57

76 was responding to 59 who was responding to 56 so uhh stfu

dagwoodsammich | 0

#3401153 - Friday 7 October 2011 16:31

Fuck you.

By klovemachine | 24

#3391358 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:06

oopsie!!! this will good for a laugh someday.

By BobsUrAunty | 2

#3391366 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:07

I have done that so many times -_-' except to get to our apartment, you have to key in a code to get into the complex. I always press the wrong numbers.

jswizzle_ | 6

#3391512 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:24

Cool story.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h | 18

#3391525 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:29

oops, my app stuffed up, that was supposed to be posted to a different FML.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h | 18

#3391541 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:31

Oh c'mon! Not again, my comment got posted to the wrong comment again!

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h | 18

#3391551 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:33

FML, what's wrong with the app today, it's totally stuffed my commenting, -.-

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h | 18

#3401343 - Friday 7 October 2011 17:14

Oops, my previous comment was supposed to go on a different FML.

By Jdeluxh | 12

#3391368 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:07

It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.

By purecpu | 0

#3391373 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:07

that sucks

By every1luvsboners | 11

#3391391 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:10

And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?

every1luvsboners | 11

#3394287 - Thursday 6 October 2011 5:23

The difference is that I'm not getting paid or give two fucks about your moronic opinion.

If I'm such a "failing plight" why do you keep commenting under my comment? To get attention maybe.

Bottom line: You're a failure in all aspects of life, move on.

LilTiki559 | 13

#3395092 - Thursday 6 October 2011 6:58

I Still like BoNers(: , he may not be perfect, but he's still pretty funny. Of course, most times, he's pretty damn FuCkiiN hilariousxD.

By limeyemilyy | 0

#3391413 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:12

Sheesh... Try every conceivable option before a freakout next time?