Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML
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every1luvsboners
| 11
And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?
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genitalwartz69
| 0
Fail
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Adman567
| 9
First comment :P
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kari931
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Second
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esme3101
| 0
learn to count dickface
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genitalwartz69
| 0
Fail
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optimusprime0069
| 8
Cant open a door? Theres an app for that.
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esme3101
| 0
ha, I did that too except I ended up kicking it down :/
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nalia18
| 8
Well now we know whos never gonna be a lock smith....
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iamaleccarlson
| 0
Who wants be a locksmith?
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alpaquette91
| 9
Typing "fail" for the first comment is unacceptable. Next tine they being a bit more unique.
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fanceh
| 10
Pfft, doors are overrated. People go through windows now.
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Nosrebor
| 8
37- your engrish is slightly understandable... Just barely though.
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ikickgingers
| 15
34 I cannot get over the Bieber hair...
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alpaquette91
| 9
Ugh you know, I typed this comment the first time, and it was lost. So I re typed it, but there was a delay so I couldn't go edit it. I'm usually very diligent when it comes to typing and fixing auto corrects.
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cinderella10383
| 6
Here's your sign
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nixter5
| 18
You "though" your roommate was being a douche? Am I the only one who caught that? Yes? Okay I'll shut up now.
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goingsolo211
| 8
What a douche
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kareltje
| 17
Idiot. You're not blonde, by any chance?
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BobsUrAunty
| 2
you don't shoot rainbows out your ass, by any chance? people don't have to be blonde to do these kinds of things, you stereotypical idiot.
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icadragoon
| 11
Well said, I don't quite understand why people have to down blondes so much. Some people wreak their hair just to become blonde.
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cinderella10383
| 6
FeLol @ wreck their hair to be blonde what do you mean by wreck it? And it's fun to make fun of friends who are blonde my hubby is blonde and I always make fun of him and he makes fun of me by saying I must have been blonde in a previous life lol
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13FTW
| 9
What the fuck is a "FeLol"?
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Georgieeporgiee
| 9
Sounds like something I'd do...
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tittymagic
| 0
Actually BobsUrAuntie, I can shoot rainbows out my ass...
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MeganCello
| 8
I think they mean that people dye and bleach their hair blonde.
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Enigmax2514
| 7
So 74 your stomach can't digest all those skittles? And 76 stfu you're just plain random and dumb this is the issue of stereotyping not how they dye their hair
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cheshire2012
| 13
76 was responding to 59 who was responding to 56 so uhh stfu
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dagwoodsammich
| 0
Fuck you.
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klovemachine
| 24
oopsie!!! this will good for a laugh someday.
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BobsUrAunty
| 2
I have done that so many times -_-' except to get to our apartment, you have to key in a code to get into the complex. I always press the wrong numbers.
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jswizzle_
| 6
Cool story.
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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h
| 18
oops, my app stuffed up, that was supposed to be posted to a different FML.
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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h
| 18
Oh c'mon! Not again, my comment got posted to the wrong comment again!
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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h
| 18
FML, what's wrong with the app today, it's totally stuffed my commenting, -.-
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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h
| 18
Oops, my previous comment was supposed to go on a different FML.
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Jdeluxh
| 12
It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.
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purecpu
| 0
that sucks
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every1luvsboners
| 11
And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?
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every1luvsboners
| 11
The difference is that I'm not getting paid or give two fucks about your moronic opinion.
If I'm such a "failing plight" why do you keep commenting under my comment? To get attention maybe.
Bottom line: You're a failure in all aspects of life, move on.
If I'm such a "failing plight" why do you keep commenting under my comment? To get attention maybe.
Bottom line: You're a failure in all aspects of life, move on.
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LilTiki559
| 13
I Still like BoNers(: , he may not be perfect, but he's still pretty funny. Of course, most times, he's pretty damn FuCkiiN hilariousxD.
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limeyemilyy
| 0
Sheesh... Try every conceivable option before a freakout next time?